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2020 robotaxi: A million Teslas operating as Level 5 driverless taxis earning $30 000 a year.
2025 robotaxi: 30 Teslas with a fully paid employee sitting in the driver seat to prevent FSD from crashing the car and despite that double the accident rate of Waymo. Fanboy invite only.
2025 robotaxi: 30 Teslas with a fully paid employee sitting in the driver seat to prevent FSD from crashing the car and despite that double the accident rate of Waymo. Fanboy invite only.
November 26, 2025 at 10:06 AM
2020 robotaxi: A million Teslas operating as Level 5 driverless taxis earning $30 000 a year.
2025 robotaxi: 30 Teslas with a fully paid employee sitting in the driver seat to prevent FSD from crashing the car and despite that double the accident rate of Waymo. Fanboy invite only.
2025 robotaxi: 30 Teslas with a fully paid employee sitting in the driver seat to prevent FSD from crashing the car and despite that double the accident rate of Waymo. Fanboy invite only.
We're looking 5 years ahead she said.
November 11, 2025 at 11:59 AM
We're looking 5 years ahead she said.
Another example of Dog mode failing. App and screen showed 20 degrees Celsius but in reality the car interior was a sauna and the dog nearly perished. (Norwegian article from May)
www.vg.no/nyheter/i/Av...
www.vg.no/nyheter/i/Av...
– Hadde vi ikke sjekket, hadde ikke Rocky vært i live
Kan man stole på Teslas hunde-modus? Det spør Terje og sønnen Benjamin seg om.
www.vg.no
September 6, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Another example of Dog mode failing. App and screen showed 20 degrees Celsius but in reality the car interior was a sauna and the dog nearly perished. (Norwegian article from May)
www.vg.no/nyheter/i/Av...
www.vg.no/nyheter/i/Av...
Looking forward to the year 2040 when lossless audio is finally introduced.
August 26, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Looking forward to the year 2040 when lossless audio is finally introduced.
Not being confused is what matters most when you slam into stationary objects.
August 25, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Not being confused is what matters most when you slam into stationary objects.
Samsung will inevitably get Musked
July 29, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Samsung will inevitably get Musked
Instead of chasing more bloat what about talking to your engineers and finally introduce lossless audio which the competition has had for a decade? It's becoming a parody.
July 2, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Instead of chasing more bloat what about talking to your engineers and finally introduce lossless audio which the competition has had for a decade? It's becoming a parody.
Slovakia and Hungary should leave EU and NATO and find out out how wonderful it is to be a Russian vassal state. As a bonus it will save the rest of us billions in yearly EU contributions.
June 27, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Slovakia and Hungary should leave EU and NATO and find out out how wonderful it is to be a Russian vassal state. As a bonus it will save the rest of us billions in yearly EU contributions.
There are 20 investigations into Musk and my guess is that most of them are ready to go just waiting for an opportunity when they dare to go after him. One phone call from the Trump administration and Musk is in deep trouble. He doesn't have the cards, lol.
June 6, 2025 at 11:17 AM
There are 20 investigations into Musk and my guess is that most of them are ready to go just waiting for an opportunity when they dare to go after him. One phone call from the Trump administration and Musk is in deep trouble. He doesn't have the cards, lol.
Since Tesla shares had a meteoric rise when Musk joined Trump/Doge it is only natural that shares rise again when he leaves.
May 29, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Since Tesla shares had a meteoric rise when Musk joined Trump/Doge it is only natural that shares rise again when he leaves.
That's so yesterday. Cup-of-cum in one hand and the checkbook in the other is how you do it now.
March 24, 2025 at 1:22 PM
That's so yesterday. Cup-of-cum in one hand and the checkbook in the other is how you do it now.
WALKING down to the sand was obviously out of the question, lol.
March 18, 2025 at 12:31 PM
WALKING down to the sand was obviously out of the question, lol.
I worry about the price of Matryoshka dolls.
March 13, 2025 at 12:17 PM
I worry about the price of Matryoshka dolls.
According to biographer Walter Isaacson, Musk shut off Starlink in the midst of the attack. Which is quite different from not turning it on.
March 4, 2025 at 7:13 AM
According to biographer Walter Isaacson, Musk shut off Starlink in the midst of the attack. Which is quite different from not turning it on.
If I were considering being a client of MS I would print out Adam Jones TSLA analyses and ask them what the hell they were doing. Here is some non existent business never mentioned in any document or earnings call that Adam Jones values at $100B. Will your advice to me hold the same quality?
February 5, 2025 at 11:49 AM
If I were considering being a client of MS I would print out Adam Jones TSLA analyses and ask them what the hell they were doing. Here is some non existent business never mentioned in any document or earnings call that Adam Jones values at $100B. Will your advice to me hold the same quality?
A P/E of almost 200 for a car company with declining sales and margins seems kinda excessive.
January 29, 2025 at 10:14 PM
A P/E of almost 200 for a car company with declining sales and margins seems kinda excessive.
Stock up because robo taxi next year.
January 29, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Stock up because robo taxi next year.
Hope and pray for an epic meltdown.
January 25, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Hope and pray for an epic meltdown.
Based on current trends probably close to infinity by end of April.
January 13, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Based on current trends probably close to infinity by end of April.
Crafting a witty putdown is obviously not his strong side.
November 27, 2024 at 10:58 PM
Crafting a witty putdown is obviously not his strong side.