Port Misery
@portmisery.bsky.social
I make fun of GH… that’s pretty much all this is for. I’m on a podcast call the GH Report with @effexorfan420 aka Suzy 🙃
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Port Misery
@portmisery.bsky.social
· Nov 8
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This is a parody #GH account. Almost all my tweets are jokes about the show. I have faves as we all do but I am not above dragging them when they need dragging. I will also applaud characters I hate when they do cool shit.
I am here to share my opinion. Not to validate yours.
I am here to share my opinion. Not to validate yours.
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Altadena is a Black community and it has been completely destroyed. I think folks are frustrated that the focus is on celebrity when they aren’t the only ones impacted.
A millionaire and his wife owns 60% of the water in California, and yall on the internet mad at people who don’t feel sorry for the mansions that burned down in LA.
January 10, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Altadena is a Black community and it has been completely destroyed. I think folks are frustrated that the focus is on celebrity when they aren’t the only ones impacted.
On the last day of 2024, we finally did it
December 31, 2024 at 6:57 PM
On the last day of 2024, we finally did it
Oh Gong Yoo… they could never make me hate you #SquidGame #DaddyGong
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December 31, 2024 at 6:31 PM
Oh Gong Yoo… they could never make me hate you #SquidGame #DaddyGong
When is Gi-hun gonna realize that we can never trust player 001
December 31, 2024 at 3:21 AM
When is Gi-hun gonna realize that we can never trust player 001
Squid Games always gotta have a sad North Korean defection subplot
December 30, 2024 at 7:36 AM
Squid Games always gotta have a sad North Korean defection subplot
Without downloading any new pics, what's your energy going into 2025?
December 28, 2024 at 10:11 PM
Without downloading any new pics, what's your energy going into 2025?
Don’t get me wrong… I love making fun of sis’s boudoir blazer as much as the next person. I’m just not calling for someone’s firing or acting like simulated sex is a job requirement. I would prefer a coherent storyline over that any day.
December 28, 2024 at 10:10 PM
Don’t get me wrong… I love making fun of sis’s boudoir blazer as much as the next person. I’m just not calling for someone’s firing or acting like simulated sex is a job requirement. I would prefer a coherent storyline over that any day.
Calling a person’s religious views insulting to their coworkers when their screen partner pretty much holds the same views is a wild statement. Are you anti-semitic or are you a misogynist? Are you that starved for sex on daytime? Pick a struggle. Twitter truly is a cesspool.
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December 28, 2024 at 10:09 PM
Calling a person’s religious views insulting to their coworkers when their screen partner pretty much holds the same views is a wild statement. Are you anti-semitic or are you a misogynist? Are you that starved for sex on daytime? Pick a struggle. Twitter truly is a cesspool.
Legendary storyline. Whole character trajectories changed.
#OnThisDay in 1995, after Luke and Sonny delivered Stone’s ashes, Robin recalled their relationship #RnS #ClassicGH #GH #GeneralHospital
December 27, 2024 at 6:29 PM
Legendary storyline. Whole character trajectories changed.
This was soapy as hell! She had a secret baby that maybe was Dante’s (it wasn’t). We were soaping!
December 27, 2024 at 6:28 PM
This was soapy as hell! She had a secret baby that maybe was Dante’s (it wasn’t). We were soaping!
They literally had Michael say we can’t have a soapy storyline because Carson had too many when Michael was a kid. What?! Boy it’s your time to have a messy ass custody fight… like you did when Nelle wanted that stupid baby. Remember? Nelle marrying Julian, running in in the gown. A soap, dammit!
December 27, 2024 at 6:27 PM
They literally had Michael say we can’t have a soapy storyline because Carson had too many when Michael was a kid. What?! Boy it’s your time to have a messy ass custody fight… like you did when Nelle wanted that stupid baby. Remember? Nelle marrying Julian, running in in the gown. A soap, dammit!
Back when we were a proper soap that soaped and not a collection of mid ass characters who have the same monotonous conversation no one cares about and who all live at the Q mansion
December 27, 2024 at 6:24 PM
Back when we were a proper soap that soaped and not a collection of mid ass characters who have the same monotonous conversation no one cares about and who all live at the Q mansion
I’m actually tired of people saying Drew saved Willow’s life. It was a team effort and he wasn’t even the most important member of the team. Anna Devane post gun shot wound was more crucial. She saved Willow’s life way more than Drew did. Laura and her mayoral pant suit did more than Drew. #GH
December 14, 2024 at 6:51 AM
I’m actually tired of people saying Drew saved Willow’s life. It was a team effort and he wasn’t even the most important member of the team. Anna Devane post gun shot wound was more crucial. She saved Willow’s life way more than Drew did. Laura and her mayoral pant suit did more than Drew. #GH
This whole episode made me uncomfortable. Like all of it. This isn’t fun or soapy. It’s just awkward #GH
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December 13, 2024 at 8:07 PM
This whole episode made me uncomfortable. Like all of it. This isn’t fun or soapy. It’s just awkward #GH
Willow sounds like a dumb bitch in this preview. Gurl… he was saving it for the divorce. Don’t try to high ground Michael here #GH
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December 13, 2024 at 1:43 AM
Willow sounds like a dumb bitch in this preview. Gurl… he was saving it for the divorce. Don’t try to high ground Michael here #GH
Not Tracy inadvertently doing revenge porn. Lmaaaaoooooo what is going on? How does this happen? Lmaaaaooooooooooooo #GH
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December 13, 2024 at 1:41 AM
Not Tracy inadvertently doing revenge porn. Lmaaaaoooooo what is going on? How does this happen? Lmaaaaooooooooooooo #GH
So Drew is a villain now? Is that what I’m seeing? #GH
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December 13, 2024 at 1:29 AM
So Drew is a villain now? Is that what I’m seeing? #GH
Kristina is insufferable. She’s the actually the fuck worst. Irredeemable character at this point. She’s like the Wicked Witch of the East. I want someone to drop a house on her #GH
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December 13, 2024 at 1:25 AM
Kristina is insufferable. She’s the actually the fuck worst. Irredeemable character at this point. She’s like the Wicked Witch of the East. I want someone to drop a house on her #GH
I’m finally watching this episode. Michael clearly hates Willow. Carly is looking at Willow like I don’t know what that how did but she did it 😂 #GH
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December 13, 2024 at 1:16 AM
I’m finally watching this episode. Michael clearly hates Willow. Carly is looking at Willow like I don’t know what that how did but she did it 😂 #GH
December 11, 2024 at 11:09 PM
Having Lulu run up on Nina or Anna and Jason torturing Martin ain’t doing whatever they think it’s doing. That shit is weird. We know they don’t know anything. Charlotte has been missing as long as she’s been missing and it wasn’t a “let’s do war crimes” level problem until yesterday. Tf? 😂 #GH
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December 11, 2024 at 11:03 PM
Having Lulu run up on Nina or Anna and Jason torturing Martin ain’t doing whatever they think it’s doing. That shit is weird. We know they don’t know anything. Charlotte has been missing as long as she’s been missing and it wasn’t a “let’s do war crimes” level problem until yesterday. Tf? 😂 #GH
Why is Curtis acting like he gave the last 25 years of his life to Aurora? Gave up holidays and birthdays for that company. Like none of that happened. You built one micro gym and he gave you Michael’s job bc he wanted to bang his wife. Then he banged her and now he’s giving it back to him #GH
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December 11, 2024 at 10:54 PM
Why is Curtis acting like he gave the last 25 years of his life to Aurora? Gave up holidays and birthdays for that company. Like none of that happened. You built one micro gym and he gave you Michael’s job bc he wanted to bang his wife. Then he banged her and now he’s giving it back to him #GH
The police commissioner is teaming up with a mobster and pulling civilians off the street to torture them for information… that’s what we’re at now in Port Charles. We’re a Banana Republic in 1908 😂 #GH
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December 11, 2024 at 10:08 PM
The police commissioner is teaming up with a mobster and pulling civilians off the street to torture them for information… that’s what we’re at now in Port Charles. We’re a Banana Republic in 1908 😂 #GH