portlyripper.bsky.social
@portlyripper.bsky.social
Nikki Minaj had Lemon arrested. We don't have a president, we have a Talkboy that spouts whatever he heard last.
February 1, 2026 at 2:19 PM
If you're under 18 you get a free trip to mar-a-lago
January 30, 2026 at 7:53 PM
You fuckin suck, dude
January 29, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Good friends with Chris D'elia. Hairlines fucked from too many face-lifts
January 29, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Just wait until the dollar collapses. Shit is going to go off the rails. Look at the price of gold. I know there's awful shit happening but there's a freight train barreling down on us.
January 28, 2026 at 11:34 PM
Dewey, Cheatham, and Howe
January 28, 2026 at 1:26 AM
There's something physically wrong with this guy, right?
January 27, 2026 at 8:46 PM
Get him a bodybag, yeaahhhhh
January 27, 2026 at 12:31 AM
When you get to your little place on Nantucket Island, I 'magine you're gonna take off that handsome-lookin' S.S. uniform of yours, ain'tcha?... That's what I thought. Now that I can't abide... I mean, if I had my way... you'd wear that goddamn uniform for the rest of your pecker-suckin' life."
January 27, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Need to know who to disarm and target
January 26, 2026 at 11:26 PM
Gonna be weird seeing the Washington Post become one of those soulless AI slop factories like Sports Illustrated
January 26, 2026 at 10:19 PM
In his previous admin, I used to fuck Maga broads. But I did not go down on them. Got my nuts out and got the fuck out
January 26, 2026 at 5:34 PM
He will become the second player to hit 2 grand slams in one inning
January 26, 2026 at 3:38 PM
A drive into deep left field by Castellanos
January 26, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Puka on Twitter tonight
a close up of a man 's face with a bbc sport logo on the bottom right
Alt: Ronaldo maybe saying, "The Jews did this"
media.tenor.com
January 26, 2026 at 3:17 AM
It's all over the meme war subs. Eagles and Giants fans in solidarity is dangerous.
January 25, 2026 at 4:27 PM
I'm in the south, whenever I hear people talk positively about this shit I talk shit to their face. I say horrendous shit to them but I understand not everyone is in the position to do so or desire to. The only way to win is make these people feel like complete bitches.
January 25, 2026 at 3:53 AM
The water is starting to boil. Arm yourself while you can.
January 24, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter
January 21, 2026 at 3:28 AM
He looks he's wearing Michael Keaton's Batman suit at all times
January 21, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Ugh I forgot the pedo is gonna be there tonight
January 19, 2026 at 11:50 PM
I will sign up for almost any military service that will stand up to this. However long the odds are.
January 19, 2026 at 6:19 AM
RoboCop is just a fun robot movie
January 18, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Looking fatter by the day
January 16, 2026 at 6:53 PM