Daniel Morris
@portlyporty.bsky.social
The 'protect our daughters' guy? He can catch all the strays.
December 12, 2025 at 3:53 PM
The 'protect our daughters' guy? He can catch all the strays.
It's a Butt Fumble
December 12, 2025 at 3:52 PM
It's a Butt Fumble
Sorry sweetie...not enough room on this raft
December 12, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Sorry sweetie...not enough room on this raft
Did Mrs VP get it on with the British Luigi?
December 12, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Did Mrs VP get it on with the British Luigi?
She doesn't have to pretend, she is.
December 11, 2025 at 11:58 PM
She doesn't have to pretend, she is.
Parlay with it happening on Rt 61
December 11, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Parlay with it happening on Rt 61
You've been on Double Secret Probation all semester.
December 11, 2025 at 1:08 AM
You've been on Double Secret Probation all semester.
My 02 Wrangler has a manual shift AND roll up windows. I could leave the keys in it and most kids couldn't steal it.
December 10, 2025 at 2:05 PM
My 02 Wrangler has a manual shift AND roll up windows. I could leave the keys in it and most kids couldn't steal it.
Post cancelled due to # of Metaverse users being less than the attendees at the Red Wedding
December 8, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Post cancelled due to # of Metaverse users being less than the attendees at the Red Wedding
That should be a Subaru ad.
December 7, 2025 at 10:31 PM
That should be a Subaru ad.
We like to use a lot of the fattier / sinewy pieces of h as dog treats.
They sit up and listen when that comes out of the freezer.
They sit up and listen when that comes out of the freezer.
December 7, 2025 at 10:22 PM
We like to use a lot of the fattier / sinewy pieces of h as dog treats.
They sit up and listen when that comes out of the freezer.
They sit up and listen when that comes out of the freezer.
It felt good to get out of the race
December 7, 2025 at 10:20 PM
It felt good to get out of the race
Over...you have to say Over
December 7, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Over...you have to say Over
He was using script B...if they had won, it would have been the most important resume building win, ever
December 7, 2025 at 1:50 AM
He was using script B...if they had won, it would have been the most important resume building win, ever
yep - the WC Draw broadcast is a snoozefest
December 5, 2025 at 7:30 PM
yep - the WC Draw broadcast is a snoozefest
The line about Manousos' mother...ROFL
December 5, 2025 at 2:34 PM
The line about Manousos' mother...ROFL
Sorry, can't Like that
December 4, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Sorry, can't Like that
I have been told by SW that revolutions are built on hope.
December 2, 2025 at 2:13 PM
I have been told by SW that revolutions are built on hope.
Bought it bc of this skeet. Time saver for you.
December 1, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Bought it bc of this skeet. Time saver for you.
Glass Joe aged, but still goes down easy
November 28, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Glass Joe aged, but still goes down easy
Vidalia onion casserole? Please share this recipe
November 26, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Vidalia onion casserole? Please share this recipe