Me: I could never be on a reality show where I have to talk to myself and narrate my thoughts out loud.

Also me: *never stops talking to myself when I’m alone*

Few things make me feel more powerful than when a subtitle says “inaudible” and I know what they said.

“I was looking on ChatGPT about how to adopt a child” is a WILD sentence. #loveislandusa

I wasn’t aware Whitney gave birth to a slender, silver haired man in his late 60's. #secretlivesofmormonwives

A PSA to authors making up names for their characters: please please PLEASE say the names out loud. I’m listening to an audiobook and there is no way the author meant for the name to sound this way when said. In writing, it looks good but, when said, sounds like a poop-based medical procedure.

Andy Cohen: “How do you pronounce Gaston?”
Also Andy Cohn: continues to mispronounce it for the next 2 hours.
#southerncharm

Grant has been such a boring Bachelor that I’ve watched the whole season and keep forgetting he’s the lead. #TheBachelor

#thebachelor Letia’s date with Grant’s family:

I want to be Jennifer Tilly when I grow up. #rhobh

I can’t explain the joy I feel when a documentary shows someone taking their interview seat for the first time. You just know some good information is about to be dropped. #documentary #docuseries

All I want is the confidence of a Real Housewife starting a music career.

I don’t think Grant is here for the right reasons and Lisa Vanderpump’s approval of him doesn’t help. #thebachelor

Take note, boys: if I was ever on #LoveIsland and it was the heatwave challenge, you can win lots of points just by making me stand up and sit down a bunch. #POTS

With Cabaret rending again and the Traitors season airing, I am realizing that not enough people had a sexual awakening to Rooster in Annie (1999).