Porter the Dog
@porterthedog.bsky.social
I am a dog living in Salt Lake City, tired of Elon Musk's shenanigans.
J. Edgar Hoover even investigated ME for being a communist! I need to get my hands on my FBI file.
November 8, 2023 at 1:48 PM
J. Edgar Hoover even investigated ME for being a communist! I need to get my hands on my FBI file.
There’s a statue of me in Budapest.
November 1, 2023 at 1:25 PM
There’s a statue of me in Budapest.
We have finally discovered the artistic medium best suited to capture my likeness: pumpkin
October 30, 2023 at 2:13 AM
We have finally discovered the artistic medium best suited to capture my likeness: pumpkin
That’s 112 in dog years.
Today is my birthday so I get my special birthday dinner! I’m turning 16.
October 2, 2023 at 2:57 AM
That’s 112 in dog years.
Today is my birthday so I get my special birthday dinner! I’m turning 16.
October 2, 2023 at 1:35 AM
Today is my birthday so I get my special birthday dinner! I’m turning 16.
This complete idiot & racist loon tagged ME into his thread whining about the giant conspiracy of economists to cancel him. And on the stupid website no less
September 27, 2023 at 12:56 AM
This complete idiot & racist loon tagged ME into his thread whining about the giant conspiracy of economists to cancel him. And on the stupid website no less
My new treats came in the mail today (thanks to @squarelyrooted.bsky.social) & they looked so good @econmarshall.bsky.social almost ate them himself! Luckily I got mine in the end.
September 14, 2023 at 10:12 PM
My new treats came in the mail today (thanks to @squarelyrooted.bsky.social) & they looked so good @econmarshall.bsky.social almost ate them himself! Luckily I got mine in the end.
Here's another one.
September 10, 2023 at 6:46 PM
Here's another one.
I'm happy to report that I have joined Bluesky!
September 10, 2023 at 6:41 PM
I'm happy to report that I have joined Bluesky!