Blimey O'Reilly
@porterfield64.bsky.social
Middle class green woman of a certain age. Moderate or good, occasionally poor.
I aspire to be more Bobby.
December 17, 2025 at 8:17 AM
I aspire to be more Bobby.
#GirlsOwnCC
Ground floor: perfumery
Stationery and leather goods
Wigs and haberdashery
Kitchenware and food
Going up!
Ground floor: perfumery
Stationery and leather goods
Wigs and haberdashery
Kitchenware and food
Going up!
December 7, 2025 at 6:26 PM
#GirlsOwnCC
Ground floor: perfumery
Stationery and leather goods
Wigs and haberdashery
Kitchenware and food
Going up!
Ground floor: perfumery
Stationery and leather goods
Wigs and haberdashery
Kitchenware and food
Going up!
#GirlsOwnCC sorry Reginald, do you want to come back and try that flounce again? I missed it while blowing my nose.
November 30, 2025 at 6:31 PM
#GirlsOwnCC sorry Reginald, do you want to come back and try that flounce again? I missed it while blowing my nose.
Good lord! Just purchased terribly good seats in Leeds. Marvellous news.
November 24, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Good lord! Just purchased terribly good seats in Leeds. Marvellous news.
One hopes that such an easily debunked falsehood might make his acolytes look a little deeper at his other statements. Alas, that is not often the case.
November 19, 2025 at 6:22 PM
One hopes that such an easily debunked falsehood might make his acolytes look a little deeper at his other statements. Alas, that is not often the case.
I seem to remember Policeman badger administering a stiff talking to after this.
November 13, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I seem to remember Policeman badger administering a stiff talking to after this.
Crikey. I stand corrected. Apologies!
November 11, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Crikey. I stand corrected. Apologies!
Oh that will fly off the shelves - because in these days of hybrid work these office blocks are in such high demand.
November 11, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Oh that will fly off the shelves - because in these days of hybrid work these office blocks are in such high demand.
Constantly nudging priceless ming vases with your elbow, for example, could induce the feelings of mild peril which you describe.
November 8, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Constantly nudging priceless ming vases with your elbow, for example, could induce the feelings of mild peril which you describe.
Apropos nothing at all, the fake classless owner has set it down on a dining table top. Yuk! Any half decent etiquette coach will tell you that is such a low class no no of the most epic proportions.
November 8, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Apropos nothing at all, the fake classless owner has set it down on a dining table top. Yuk! Any half decent etiquette coach will tell you that is such a low class no no of the most epic proportions.
Or perhaps the Mary Jane Girls - All night long if you're looking for something less common.
November 4, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Or perhaps the Mary Jane Girls - All night long if you're looking for something less common.
Something like Debarge perhaps? Or George Benson? That type of thing?
November 4, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Something like Debarge perhaps? Or George Benson? That type of thing?
Take care Jane. My 80 year old mother in law has been through this recently... she's now fully recovered. Wishing you an equally successful outcome x
November 3, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Take care Jane. My 80 year old mother in law has been through this recently... she's now fully recovered. Wishing you an equally successful outcome x
"Believe" carrying a heck of a lot of weight there.
November 2, 2025 at 2:17 PM
"Believe" carrying a heck of a lot of weight there.
You absolutely do not regret saying so at all.
October 30, 2025 at 9:06 PM
You absolutely do not regret saying so at all.
Someone ate a thesaurus for breakfast I see.
October 29, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Someone ate a thesaurus for breakfast I see.
Reminds me of puppy training classes. The lady should have had bits of hamburger in her pocket.
October 28, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Reminds me of puppy training classes. The lady should have had bits of hamburger in her pocket.
What about loading the dishwasher properly?
October 27, 2025 at 8:43 PM
What about loading the dishwasher properly?
Adverts should be representative of traditional British values.
October 27, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Adverts should be representative of traditional British values.
Hasn't really thought about it....
October 27, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Hasn't really thought about it....
Come to think of it the last cake I made was pre decimalisation....
October 26, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Come to think of it the last cake I made was pre decimalisation....
Do you know, I don't care what nationality you are, you're just a brilliant human being!
October 26, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Do you know, I don't care what nationality you are, you're just a brilliant human being!