Didja know that Russian tax collectors are allowed to use chainsaws to collect taxes?

Just from my experience, OH drivers are really bad about lane discipline (the "wandering Buckeye" syndrome). I do not know why this is.

never get involved in a land war in Asia

"What's Canadian for NO DEAL." :-)

The head of IT at work several years ago said, "If a vendor comes to us with a product that he claims will save us a million dollars a year, we just *have* to try it."

I was a civil servant from 1980 to 2018. The whole time, the outside world was firmly of the belief that we were society's parasites, grossly overpaid, had way too many benefits, could not possibly be fired or punished in any way for poor performance, and merely sucked at the government teat.

I was thinking the exact same thing.

But where are the cards? The beautiful cards?

Be advised that some of their data has to be emailed to you, and you might not want to wait. (I don't know how long it takes.) Of course, you could skip that data anyway.

Clearly, from what I have seen, he is a born dancer. 💩