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pikachu gave me that damn bean !
pikachu holding coffee me
July 11, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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what
first definition of hiding that comes up is “a physical beating”
July 9, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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🫖
i’m a little teapot and i’m a little teapot i’m a little teapot and teapot with a little handle and spout i don’t know if it’s good or bad
July 7, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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still not 100% sure, but possibly these
“britches”??
July 7, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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one interpretation of the melody these birds are spelling out
July 7, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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In The Mood For Love featuring Nathan Fielder w laptop
July 6, 2025 at 6:24 AM
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saw this little charmer out in the wild and almost slipped it my number
welcome matt that’s wavy and says hello in italics
July 4, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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to name a few
chili crisp coconut water spinach roma tomatoes
July 2, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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billy ray cyrus “much to think about” tweet
July 2, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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for me? this is for me?
being suggested druan diran, mark hamill, gaziter, flavor flav, and ryan reynolds
July 2, 2025 at 6:37 AM
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pilgrimage
walking down the street not paying attention. happened on a lil pug. asked the owner if i could pet it. “yeah. isn’t it funny how you stumble into things like this?”. i said “yeahh :))” - spent 2 solid minutes petting dog. said “thank you :))”. walked away in the opposite direction as if finding the dog was my plan all along
July 1, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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alt text generation, wish i could see the world through your eyes
descriptive alt text generation said spongebob was holding a hammer and toolbox. he is burying himself
June 29, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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guy from back to the future who calls his cousin
June 29, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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going out side
me wearing sun glasses
June 29, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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mandela affect, i believe this was called "Pasghetti"
"spaghetti"
June 27, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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i’m tired of thes guys making fun of me
statler & waldorf
June 24, 2025 at 9:03 AM
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where did the first one come from
statler and waldorf
June 24, 2025 at 9:01 AM
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lyrics to fiona apple's "paper bag" he said it's all in your head and i said so's everything, but he didn't get it
June 23, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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i don’t know why my phone is glitching and writing out the full like number.

but also yes, you’re right, they are
like number is written out, it says 24
June 23, 2025 at 6:39 AM
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can’t keep up w these neopronouns
part hersheys part york peppermint patty box. says HerYor
June 23, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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me if i could have some of that ramen
line of guys from the movie tampopo slurping down the last bits of some delicious ramen
June 23, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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i don’t think they’re gonna recover from this one
someone changed the big D towing ad to say Lil’ D
June 23, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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the giant from twin peaks saying "it is happening again"
June 22, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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that’s one way to put it. much thicker. sauce and cheese aplenty. crust a bit flakier. absolutely worth it
June 21, 2025 at 7:24 AM
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whispering this as a stim
sliders
June 19, 2025 at 10:56 PM