Portal Gorgon 🐦⬛💀🍉
@portal-gorgon.bsky.social
I’m here because it’s better than whatever the fuck Elon’s doing to his shitty platform.
I do VA work, I write, and other dumb shit
@carlotto2005.bsky.social hai honey!
I do VA work, I write, and other dumb shit
@carlotto2005.bsky.social hai honey!
Watching back game tapes
October 2, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Watching back game tapes
Recreate these four images if possible
September 24, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Recreate these four images if possible
“We see you Dollar General-”
September 16, 2025 at 3:29 PM
“We see you Dollar General-”
Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in September
September 15, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in September
WHERE’S MY GODDAMN BLOODBORNE PC PORT FROMSOFTWARE?!?!?
March 24, 2025 at 10:34 PM
WHERE’S MY GODDAMN BLOODBORNE PC PORT FROMSOFTWARE?!?!?
…You were already parodied back in 2020, stfu
March 22, 2025 at 2:09 PM
…You were already parodied back in 2020, stfu
Portal-coded characters
February 2, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Portal-coded characters
I got temporarily suspended on Twitter for posting this image and telling MAGA to do it, I didn’t realize that they were a bunch of babies.
January 26, 2025 at 1:29 PM
I got temporarily suspended on Twitter for posting this image and telling MAGA to do it, I didn’t realize that they were a bunch of babies.
I can do this now!
December 8, 2024 at 3:02 PM
I can do this now!
Hey @culturecrave.co heads up, you got an impersonator account on here, and I’m betting good money it’s a scam account
December 5, 2024 at 11:20 PM
Hey @culturecrave.co heads up, you got an impersonator account on here, and I’m betting good money it’s a scam account
November 28, 2024 at 10:22 PM
Saw these at Walmart and was pleased by it
November 25, 2024 at 12:31 AM
Saw these at Walmart and was pleased by it
Was at Walmart yesterday and decided to fuck around.
November 20, 2024 at 2:11 AM
Was at Walmart yesterday and decided to fuck around.
Had an emotional breakdown so I wrote lyrics to try and make myself feel better
November 16, 2024 at 10:42 PM
Had an emotional breakdown so I wrote lyrics to try and make myself feel better
Bored and hungry
November 13, 2024 at 10:51 PM
Bored and hungry