Long Island Schmeatium
@portablefear.bsky.social
Florence gay on the internet. I play video games often.
Why are there covers of all i want for christmas? You just look foolish
November 30, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Why are there covers of all i want for christmas? You just look foolish
It's still snowing
November 30, 2025 at 1:02 AM
It's still snowing
YELLOW PIKMIN WATCH OUT OH GOD HE HAS HIS EARBUDS IN
November 26, 2025 at 6:49 PM
YELLOW PIKMIN WATCH OUT OH GOD HE HAS HIS EARBUDS IN
Back at work 2 days and I already want to cry I need to be doing literally anything else
November 26, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Back at work 2 days and I already want to cry I need to be doing literally anything else
Need a 3 month relationship with an evil man
November 24, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Need a 3 month relationship with an evil man
Wish I started going out again immediately when stuff was opening up again so my complete lack of social skills wasn't as offputting
November 22, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Wish I started going out again immediately when stuff was opening up again so my complete lack of social skills wasn't as offputting
Made too much chili and now I have to poop like that all week
November 17, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Made too much chili and now I have to poop like that all week
They're casting chris pratt instead of me to play daroach in the movie can you believe it
November 16, 2025 at 7:53 AM
They're casting chris pratt instead of me to play daroach in the movie can you believe it
I WILL click that music link on your story. I am in love with you.
November 16, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I WILL click that music link on your story. I am in love with you.
Retail therapy is so fun if you just dissociate when you go to pay your credit card bill
November 15, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Retail therapy is so fun if you just dissociate when you go to pay your credit card bill
Procrastination has worked in my favor once again because I just got a $15 dollar coupon for an oil change. May I never be taught a lesson by life
November 14, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Procrastination has worked in my favor once again because I just got a $15 dollar coupon for an oil change. May I never be taught a lesson by life
Found a gray pit hair
November 14, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Found a gray pit hair
Off work again next week and doing this to myself
November 13, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Off work again next week and doing this to myself
I think i can mend the Javi's marriage in a room where there are no others
November 12, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I think i can mend the Javi's marriage in a room where there are no others
Want to write music that they use for the crime show montage scenes where they're Doing Forensics
November 12, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Want to write music that they use for the crime show montage scenes where they're Doing Forensics
If I ask for an address and you try giving me directions I know you mean well but i will not take any of that information in and I'll end up in the UP somehow
November 7, 2025 at 9:53 PM
If I ask for an address and you try giving me directions I know you mean well but i will not take any of that information in and I'll end up in the UP somehow
Allow yourself a moment of unencumbered joy today
November 5, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Allow yourself a moment of unencumbered joy today
Invoking the combined might of Lina khan and swift to curse ticketmaster and amex
November 3, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Invoking the combined might of Lina khan and swift to curse ticketmaster and amex
She put the good earworms in drink deep
November 3, 2025 at 6:38 AM
She put the good earworms in drink deep
Listening to my body and living in the moment involving a lot of jerking off
November 3, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Listening to my body and living in the moment involving a lot of jerking off
New little guy alert!!
November 2, 2025 at 3:34 AM
New little guy alert!!
Banner year for witches really
November 1, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Banner year for witches really
Romanticize your past! At veterans acres
October 31, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Romanticize your past! At veterans acres