Paulo
@porschegul.bsky.social
Disgruntled Fire Brigade
Retired firefighter/paramedic, USMC Vet, Living it up in Portugal
Stay out of my DMs unless we're aquatinted.
Retired firefighter/paramedic, USMC Vet, Living it up in Portugal
Stay out of my DMs unless we're aquatinted.
Lies lies lies yeah...
m.youtube.com/watch?v=MNeV...
m.youtube.com/watch?v=MNeV...
September 4, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Lies lies lies yeah...
m.youtube.com/watch?v=MNeV...
m.youtube.com/watch?v=MNeV...
Have you tried chamois crème? There's a brand called Chamois Butt'r that even has a female specific line. I'm 100 kilo and sweat like a plow horse. I've never had "issues" with a wet chamois but everyone is different.
August 12, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Have you tried chamois crème? There's a brand called Chamois Butt'r that even has a female specific line. I'm 100 kilo and sweat like a plow horse. I've never had "issues" with a wet chamois but everyone is different.
Love me some good graffiti! Here in Portugal it's considered art.
July 28, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Love me some good graffiti! Here in Portugal it's considered art.
On my morning gravel ride I ran into those fine pink fellows in the salt fields near Fuseta.
July 28, 2025 at 10:41 AM
On my morning gravel ride I ran into those fine pink fellows in the salt fields near Fuseta.
You're not a proper bed hog until you've been fully trained by these two. 🙄🤣
July 24, 2025 at 7:55 AM
You're not a proper bed hog until you've been fully trained by these two. 🙄🤣
My riding buddy from Bilbao came for a few days of gravel riding, Algarve sunshine and seafood! Check out the awesome street art behind us! 🤣
July 19, 2025 at 8:49 AM
My riding buddy from Bilbao came for a few days of gravel riding, Algarve sunshine and seafood! Check out the awesome street art behind us! 🤣
My latest focaccia...
carmelized onion, pepperocini, jalapeño, blistered tomato and green olive.
carmelized onion, pepperocini, jalapeño, blistered tomato and green olive.
July 18, 2025 at 7:45 PM
My latest focaccia...
carmelized onion, pepperocini, jalapeño, blistered tomato and green olive.
carmelized onion, pepperocini, jalapeño, blistered tomato and green olive.
How long before Ghislane Maxwell has a nasty (unrecorded) accident in her cell? 🤔
July 15, 2025 at 2:50 PM
How long before Ghislane Maxwell has a nasty (unrecorded) accident in her cell? 🤔
Now where'd that Epstein File go? 🤷♂️
July 15, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Now where'd that Epstein File go? 🤷♂️
...and for f**ks sake, why are we still calling them the Epstein Files?
Isn't "The Trump & Crony Pedos Who are Guilty as F**k Files" more appropriate? ...if not catchy. 🤷♂️
Isn't "The Trump & Crony Pedos Who are Guilty as F**k Files" more appropriate? ...if not catchy. 🤷♂️
July 9, 2025 at 1:59 PM
...and for f**ks sake, why are we still calling them the Epstein Files?
Isn't "The Trump & Crony Pedos Who are Guilty as F**k Files" more appropriate? ...if not catchy. 🤷♂️
Isn't "The Trump & Crony Pedos Who are Guilty as F**k Files" more appropriate? ...if not catchy. 🤷♂️
The street art here is on point! 🤣
June 23, 2025 at 11:34 AM
The street art here is on point! 🤣
Welcome to Phoenix Bitchez!!!!
June 21, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Welcome to Phoenix Bitchez!!!!
EuroVelo 1 near Tavira, PT I love my gravel rig!
June 21, 2025 at 2:47 PM
EuroVelo 1 near Tavira, PT I love my gravel rig!
What's this called, brokedick?
June 19, 2025 at 2:01 PM
What's this called, brokedick?
A more despicable, fetid pile of sun baked garbage has never walked the earth. He's openly trying to instigate martial law.
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June 16, 2025 at 6:55 AM
A more despicable, fetid pile of sun baked garbage has never walked the earth. He's openly trying to instigate martial law.
8647
8647
Do you want flagpole erections?! Because this is how you get flagpole erections! 🤣
June 15, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Do you want flagpole erections?! Because this is how you get flagpole erections! 🤣
To paraphrase my favorite author...
If this isn't delusional, I don't know what is.
If this isn't delusional, I don't know what is.
June 15, 2025 at 11:07 AM
To paraphrase my favorite author...
If this isn't delusional, I don't know what is.
If this isn't delusional, I don't know what is.
