@porquoitoast.bsky.social
figure skating, anime, paganism, witchcraft, kink and leather. history, Americana, Kentuckian, always.

18+ y'all, thanks.
no the fuck it's not
November 18, 2025 at 11:17 PM
shocking to hear you say this.
November 11, 2025 at 8:37 PM
am I going to be fucked for my flights in early December?
November 8, 2025 at 4:00 AM
my face is suddenly feeling very seat like.
November 8, 2025 at 12:16 AM
people always say he's a genius and i'm like...

is the genius in the room with us
November 4, 2025 at 6:06 PM
what's the larger picture/context here? did I miss something recent?
November 3, 2025 at 9:57 PM
option 2 😊
November 3, 2025 at 2:06 PM
i'm from Kentucky, but when I first visited my Irish friends, they literally watched me to see how I would go about it the first time and partook in this tradition. and without thinking, it was absolutely cream, then jam. Only way.
November 1, 2025 at 5:20 PM
narrator : like usual, he, was indeed, right
October 29, 2025 at 9:58 PM
people like him forget people live here.
October 29, 2025 at 2:39 PM
he's right though.
October 29, 2025 at 1:48 PM
I definitely need a taste of that baguette Mr! for those who come after.
October 28, 2025 at 6:42 PM
imagine having to live here.
October 26, 2025 at 8:03 PM
eternally waiting for this asshole's book on the absolute deranged lunacy of Trump.
October 26, 2025 at 4:14 PM
you assume these people are in fact, living in any sort of reality.

narrator : they, in fact, were not.
October 20, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Riiiiight.
September 15, 2025 at 10:10 PM
who cares? we got more important shit to talk about.
September 15, 2025 at 10:01 PM
and she didn't press him on Trump literally saying nothing.
September 14, 2025 at 2:54 PM
...what
September 12, 2025 at 3:57 PM