*The photo attached is missing a couple of pins, a splatoon pre-order pin, which broke, a pin in the shape of my university logo, for obvious reasons, and the playdate pin which I have ordered, and am waiting to receive in the new month or so.

The fuck do you mean twisties in a pringles can. How would that be beneficial over the bagged format?

Also, post-work sleepy pope is currently writing this, but I am going to make pre-work morning pope post this, so if there are any error, direct all complaints to him and his lack of proofreading skills, but don't be too mean, he might cry, stinkin' cry baby. That is all, thank you, bye.

Thank you for coming to my ted talk. Some other things I would like to mention, I liked the spicy ramen twisties. The packaging is awful, but I liked they way they tasted, please bring them back.

Zooper doopers come in so many flavours, you can't just be them all, pick one. I dislike the concept of this product and hope that it is removed from shelves very soon.

I also learnt that it is currently possible to purchase zooper dooper scented deodorant. I have not intention of making this purchase as I neither am in need of a new deodorant, not believe it would smell especially good, apart from smelling vaguely sweet, which is not how I want to smell.

A spider is the name of a drink made by combining soft drink with ice cream, which I believe the international community calls "floats". Musk is a lolly flavour, mainly used in musk sticks. It is very sweet, floral, some say soapy, and pink. I enjoy musk sticks.

I also discovered the summer carnival range of flavours, which includes the musk and cola spider flavours. While these flavours make sense to me, my understanding is that these aren't internationally common, and thus sound odd, so I will give a quick Australian lesson.

The first thing I "learnt" or more accurately, realised, was that zooper doopers were redesigned since I was a bab. This has caused their old names to loose their uniqueness, and the product now is noticeable missing the cool robots. I find this to be a huge disappointment, who stole all the whimsy.

Obviously the fairy floss zooper dooper flavoured twisties, while accurately flavoured, aren't particularly good, but this isn't about them. The reminder of how important zooper doopers were to my youth, and with the heat seasons coming closer, I started googling zooper doopers.

(On a side note, if you grew up on the magic set of flavours, I am sorry, you had a worse childhood, they do not taste good, you are wrong.)

Given their low cost, and Australian summers' high temperatures, they have become a go to pick for parents, schools and social groups to cool down groups of grumpy, overheated children, and as such, many Australians grow up fuelled by the stuff.

Zooper doopers are flavoured ice treats, a type of product that I am told is sold as otter pops in the united states. They come in non-frozen 24 packs for around 5USD worth of buckeroos. They most commonly are purchased as the cosmic flavour set, which is where the fairy floss flavour originates.

They are definitively savoury snacks, yet their marketing team seem to have been having a wonderful time coming up with sweet flavours to give them lately, including donutking cinnamon donut, and twisted raspberry.

It started when I saw a packet of fairy floss zooper dooper flavoured twisties at my local woolies. For context, twisties are corn-based chips here in Australia, which commonly come in cheese, chicken and zigzag wicked cheddar (my personal favourite) flavours.