Don Fanucci
@porksoldier.bsky.social
Cheap fabric and bad lighting... that's how you move merchandise.
Drape the towel over your forearm first that might do the trick
February 11, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Drape the towel over your forearm first that might do the trick
Maybe a "cha cha" if you're feeling frisky
February 6, 2026 at 9:26 AM
Maybe a "cha cha" if you're feeling frisky
Are you outside your mind? Serious question.
February 4, 2026 at 10:55 AM
Are you outside your mind? Serious question.
People want to get home for Valentine's Day? Literally nobody gives a rat's tuchus about Valentine's Day. Nobody. Christ almighty.
January 31, 2026 at 2:19 PM
People want to get home for Valentine's Day? Literally nobody gives a rat's tuchus about Valentine's Day. Nobody. Christ almighty.
Does consideration for others include, say, not shooting them?
January 25, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Does consideration for others include, say, not shooting them?