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Blue Screen of Beth.
@porkchopie.bsky.social
Environmental scientist deep into water,
Indefinitely retired from singin & screamin in punk & ska bands.
Currently into being a parent, a pet lover, a crafter, a reader, and various puzzles 🏳️‍🌈
Will not lie about liking big butts.

KY Colonel living in WA
November 9, 2025 at 12:36 AM
November 9, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Thank you! That’s very kind of you to say ☺️
November 7, 2025 at 10:11 PM
🤭 the username 🤭
October 31, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Well, we made this bed. Might as well die in it 😭
a netflix ad shows a woman and a man looking at each other
ALT: a netflix ad shows a woman and a man looking at each other
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October 31, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Everyone’s a critic.
October 28, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Moved from the south to the PNW a couple years ago.
Can confirm that the food here… takes some getting used to.

I make a list of all the restaurants to go to & meals I want when I go back to visit family because I miss the food!
October 28, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Wait. I love puns…
I have The Swerve by Stephen Greenblatt…
Am I…
Am I dadcore now?!
October 25, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I read in Percy Jackson that their casino is amazing.
October 24, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Oh, excellent.
Certainly looking forward to reviewing permitting documents after the USACE is given their pep talk to “break things”. What a win for our infrastructure.
October 23, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I was wondering the same thing! Pregnant daphnia?
October 22, 2025 at 12:07 AM
In honor of the first pitch
October 16, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Hey y’all, you can read the draft report on PFNA on EPA’s IRIS website:

iris.epa.gov/ChemicalLand...

PFNA is already a national Safe Drinking Water Act Primary contaminant with an exceedance limit set in the ng/L range. It’s currently part of the federal regulated contaminants.
Perfluorononanoic Acid (PFNA)
This IRIS assessment for Perfluorononanoic Acid (PFNA) consists of hazard identification and dose-response assessment data and provides support for EPA risk management decisions.
iris.epa.gov
October 9, 2025 at 2:02 PM
October 8, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Just look at her. 😭
She’s so beautiful
October 6, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Malt-o-Meal Blueberry Muffin Toasters

I will die on this Blueberry Hill.
October 6, 2025 at 6:28 PM