bean / porkchop 🫘🥩
@porkchop.farm
weird little pig dog thing finding its place in the world.
it / they / any pronouns if we're friends | queer genderfluid trash | lover of weird kink and nasty filth | poly AF and extremely gay with @boop.exposed
🔞 18+ only please
it / they / any pronouns if we're friends | queer genderfluid trash | lover of weird kink and nasty filth | poly AF and extremely gay with @boop.exposed
🔞 18+ only please
Well gosh, this I need to see.
December 3, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Well gosh, this I need to see.
Oooh! :3
Taking suggestions, we're looking to build a deck of challenges/tasks for the pigs to draw from when they're horny but don't know what to do about it...
Taking suggestions, we're looking to build a deck of challenges/tasks for the pigs to draw from when they're horny but don't know what to do about it...
December 3, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Oooh! :3
Taking suggestions, we're looking to build a deck of challenges/tasks for the pigs to draw from when they're horny but don't know what to do about it...
Taking suggestions, we're looking to build a deck of challenges/tasks for the pigs to draw from when they're horny but don't know what to do about it...
I might regret this suggestion, but perhaps I need to be punished for your misdeeds? I feel like you'd work harder to avoid my suffering than your own...
December 3, 2025 at 11:53 AM
I might regret this suggestion, but perhaps I need to be punished for your misdeeds? I feel like you'd work harder to avoid my suffering than your own...
Emotional support freak 🩷
December 3, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Emotional support freak 🩷
Flamingo, oh oh oh
You're pretty either way
You're pretty either way
November 27, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Flamingo, oh oh oh
You're pretty either way
You're pretty either way
Thank you! Piggy loves being helpless, no way to resist what's coming :3
November 20, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Thank you! Piggy loves being helpless, no way to resist what's coming :3
Ooh, how are they? Was looking at them for me and @boopig.bsky.social a while back but wasn't sure if they'd be worth it or just a bit of a gimmick
November 13, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Ooh, how are they? Was looking at them for me and @boopig.bsky.social a while back but wasn't sure if they'd be worth it or just a bit of a gimmick
Heck, those paws are in need of some worship 🥺
November 13, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Heck, those paws are in need of some worship 🥺
And while you're at it, Grab Me? Punch Me? Fist Me? Fill Me? Use Me?
November 9, 2025 at 10:08 PM
And while you're at it, Grab Me? Punch Me? Fist Me? Fill Me? Use Me?
One can of sprite was all it took,
Opened after being thoughtlessly shook,
To soak the pig with its fizzy load,
And make her strip off aside the road.
But standing there, cold and wet,
Her shame was not quite over yet,
For there is one fact you shouldn't miss:
The piggy wishes it was piss!
Opened after being thoughtlessly shook,
To soak the pig with its fizzy load,
And make her strip off aside the road.
But standing there, cold and wet,
Her shame was not quite over yet,
For there is one fact you shouldn't miss:
The piggy wishes it was piss!
November 7, 2025 at 2:11 PM
One can of sprite was all it took,
Opened after being thoughtlessly shook,
To soak the pig with its fizzy load,
And make her strip off aside the road.
But standing there, cold and wet,
Her shame was not quite over yet,
For there is one fact you shouldn't miss:
The piggy wishes it was piss!
Opened after being thoughtlessly shook,
To soak the pig with its fizzy load,
And make her strip off aside the road.
But standing there, cold and wet,
Her shame was not quite over yet,
For there is one fact you shouldn't miss:
The piggy wishes it was piss!
You can borrow my birthday one year if you want :3
November 6, 2025 at 2:51 PM
You can borrow my birthday one year if you want :3
Oink, sorry! Just a dumb piggy ><
I'll do better next time!
I'll do better next time!
November 4, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Oink, sorry! Just a dumb piggy ><
I'll do better next time!
I'll do better next time!
I want your cock :3
November 1, 2025 at 12:49 PM
I want your cock :3
I'm trying to be! <3
October 30, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I'm trying to be! <3
Masochist rights are human rights!
October 30, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Masochist rights are human rights!
having to clarify when i mean our sex boss not our work boss
October 29, 2025 at 9:52 PM
having to clarify when i mean our sex boss not our work boss
I want to sit on it (positive)
October 27, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I want to sit on it (positive)