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porkbuns.bsky.social
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@porkbuns.bsky.social
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Kitten fosterer, artist exploring more mediums than they have the time or money for.

Lazy enby (they/them), terminal leftist
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Dark Souls screenshot of a player at a bonfire with the text "Humanity restored" overlaid on it
November 5, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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I've also been using this a lot
Angry tiny child posing for formal pictures with the text "congrats," "happy for you," and "nice" transposed on his angry expression
September 12, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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Squidward looking out of a barred window in shadow as SpongeBob and Patrick joyfully run past his window.
September 11, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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Meme of Squidward looking out a barred window as Spongebob and Patrick joyfully run past his window as free men
September 9, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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My poppy linocuts will be for sale only at this craft fair! Go get some non-AI goods for good
Linocut of two red poppies growing against a starry black sky. It's a bold, graphic style, and it's pressed on textured handmade paper and individually titled, numbered, and signed by me
September 4, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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I'll be sending along my limited edition (50) poppy linocuts! It's my first time doing a reduction (where you print multiple layers, carving out each time) and I'm very happy with how they came out. It's called "One Day" and it's 5x7 printed on lokta paper.
A hand-printed design of two poppies growing against a starry black sky. The poppies are bright red, with little details to show the texture of the petals. The stems and leaves grow up around them in a grassy green that looks darker and lighter in different areas. There's pops of highlight throughout, brightening the composition. It's one print overlaid on a grid of four. A straight on angle of the poppy print arranged in a diagonal group of three.
August 19, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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My contribution to a real gyro
A picture of four different submarine sandwiches, with the text "These heroes grind fascists" overlaid in a neon pink that is slightly transparent on each sandwich.
August 14, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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Kuja is the only one of the FF9 batch without a home! He's an intense lovebug unlike his namesake, he'd love to purr loudly while in your lap or while being pet.
A gray and white cow tabby peaking out his head from an enclosed cat tower. A gray and white cow tabby being held up by a burly man. Kuja's arms are dangling and he has a very concerned look, his eyes facing upward. Gray and white cow tabby, sat back on his haunches in front of a straw basket. He has a suspicious look on his face. Gray and white cow tabby lying down on the tile floor, he is looking up with bright eyes, his nose very pink.
August 9, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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Also, I found a way to defeat AI overview (look, I had to do justice to the original i.e. I forgot which hand had the ring and where the thumbs were)
A screenshot of my Google search for "goatse." Right below the search bar it says "An AI Overview is not available for this search"
August 7, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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I will be taking no notes.
Former governor Cuomo's election logo for the mayoral election this fall. It is a blue background with a faint shape, unsure if it's a sun or a star. The logo itself looks like a star/burst cut in half, with the circle being a color indicative of a cat throwing up dry food. The semicircle icon is not centered on the "Cuomo" text. The typeface is giving default, free font, it is an overused sans serif with rounded corners and mysteriously curvy stems. In lowercase below "Cuomo" is the text "to build a new NYC." I have improved it it by putting hands on either side of the sunburst, with the left hand sporting a ring on the ring finger. Yes, I turned it into goatse, the infamous internet meme of a guy pulling his anus out so you can see the gaping maw of his insides. The hands aren't centered. On purpose. Because the original isn't centered either. For those with eyes to see, I'm sorry.
August 7, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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Thank you so much for telling me about this book. I managed to track down a copy myself and I'm in love. My copy happens to have been given to the cultural counsellor at the Chinese embassy in Islamabad in 1988.

Included some pieces I didn't see in the thread that I love. Hard to pick favorites.
Neat handwriting inside the cover of the Pakistan: paintings by Lin Yong and Su Hua book. The color is a sage-like green. The text reads: Presented to Mr. Yang Yinglin Cultural Counsellor Embassy of China in Islamabad Then it's signed with Chinese characters that Google says translates to "Khabib," dated October 30, 1988. Then it's "Islamabad" with a curly underline. Full page of a piece called "Snake Charmer" (here it's also been translated to Chinese, French, Spanish, and Arabic). It shows a man with a salmon-colored turban with white patterns, playing a colorful flute that is a pipe that has a big circle in the middle. It looks to be adorned with gemstones. He is wearing a black shirt with gold details, with a sash in a multi-layered magenta. His eyes are very detailed, looking confident but alert. A square image on a page called "The boy and the butterfly." It shows a boy with medium length hair that looks windswept. He's wearing a brown vest with black patterning at the edges. He's giving a sly smile, as he holds onto his butterfly kite, that easily dwarfs his head. The wings seem to sprout from the back of his head in pastel colors of pink and blue that are shaped into rays, stripes, and dots. A full page of a painting called "to the fields." It shows four women walking while the sun sits in the lower half of the sky. They all have vases on their heads, and three of them are just balancing them without supporting them with hands. Their saris are vibrantly colored and patterned, each woman has a distinct outfit and their arms are adorned with silver bangles in different shapes. The one in the back has a whole veil covering her body and it's an explosion of color, it looks like a canopy of flowers against a blue sky. The woman in the foreground is all contrast, a solid red chola, an earthen sari with a pattern of white x's, and a red trimmed black skirt with splashes of red and orange. The lady behind her is a reverse of the foreground lady, a red sari with earthen skirt and scarfs. The rightmost woman has a light blue chola, a sari bunched at her head in a contrast of purple flowers and yellow splashes. She wears a red skirt with splashes of yellow and lilac.
July 28, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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Here's round 2 of playing original XCOM with new rookies named after pieces of shit. We are going to take shots every time someone goes down. Too busy getting rookies killed so we don't have to wallow in Sad.
Screenshot of the soldier list from original XCOM: Enemy Unknown. We have survivors from the first mission: Elon Musk and Greg Abbot who have been promoted to Squaddie. The rest of the rookies are Ron DeSantis, Marco Rubio, Richard Spencer, Gavin McInnes, Jeff Bezos, and RFK Jr.
July 11, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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Peter Thiel has panicked
Elon has panicked
And the other two....
Picture of a screen from XCOM where it states that Greg Abbot has gone beserk Picture of a screen from XCOM where it states that Donald Trump has gone beserk
July 7, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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We're playing original XCom and this is our rookie squad because they will miss a 99% shot and get got by an alien and it'll be funny as fuck.

Norm also accidentally hit the 'K' thrice on one of the names which was appropriate.
A picture of the soldier list in the original XCom (Enemy Unknown). The rookies are Peter Thiel, Stephen Miller, Sebastian Gorka, Elon Musk, Curtis Yarvin, JD Vance, Donald Trump, and Greg Abbot. They are all about to die.
July 6, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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Four panel Anakin and Padme meme format from the Star Wars prequels. The first is Anakin looking at Padme with the text "The terrors persist." The second panel is of Padme laughing with the text "But so do I, right"? The third panel is just Anakin staring with a creepy expression. The final panel is Padme with her face worried with the repeated text "But so do I, right?"
July 2, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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Same
Closeup of Vivi's screaming face from the earlier pic I posted where he's being held up to my face
June 22, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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Sharing my favorite pic so far of Vivi
I am holding Vivi, the black kitten next to my face. His mouth is wide open and his head is thrown back. He is slightly blurry. He is screaming. He is all of us.
June 22, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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Oh! Realized my screenshot didn't show it was going to Wabash, my bad!
Screenshot of previous just with destination of Wabash County Animal Shelter
June 1, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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Thank you so much for doing this, we also foster and bought food that has nourished the many kittens we've fostered over the years.

Thanks for your transmasc thread from before. What are pants that stay cool in humid summers? I look horrible in shorts. Is it possible to layer in that clime?
Screenshot of $105.60 Chewy order of Fancy Feast kitten food
June 1, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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THIS DUDE
Title of the piece is Composition II. Below is the description of it from the Piet Mondrian website: For centuries, European painters had attempted to render three-dimensional forms in believable spaces-creating convincing illusions of reality. For example, Woman with a Water Jug by Johannes Vermeer. In contrast, Mondrian and other modernists wanted to move painting beyond naturalistic depiction to focus instead on the material properties of paint and its unique ability to express ideas abstractly using formal elements such as line and color. Around 1930 Mondrian's art attained a highpoint of purity and sobriety, for which the groundwork had been prepared in the paintings of the previous years, the 1929 Composition, for example. Actually, the Composition II in Red, Blue, and Yellow, 1930 is a variation on the picture of the preceding year, at least in so far as the linear framework is concerned. But for that very reason the subtle differences in the work - such as the subdivision of the left strip of the painting into three unequal rectangles, one of which is the blue square - are all the more remarkable. They show that there can never be any question in Mondrian of a preconceived pattern for a composition, but that every work arises out of cautious and painstaking association with the elements of painting, which must be resolved anew in every work.
May 20, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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W....what
A Facebook Marketplace listing for a Couples Therapy Toilet for $199 in Eatontown, NJ. It's a double wide toilet. Like, for two people. So sit next to each other while pissing or shitting. It could even fit three people. It could be a polycule therapy toilet. What kinda of problems necessitate shitting next to each other? SOMEONE TELL ME
May 20, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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Stump goes home this week! This man had been such a joy to foster, and we would have crit-failed him into our household if we could have. He's gonna be so missed! But soon he'll have a whole house with loving humans and hopefully a brother who tolerates him!
Stump the tabby cat sitting on my lap. You can still see that his butt is still shaved in the shape of a square, although now it's grown enough to not feel like a kiwi. Mysteriously, longer hair grows along his spine. We have learned a lot about how cat hair grows back (slowly). My thighs do not have the real estate they used to so I'm closing them tight so Stump doesn't fall through a fleshy trapdoor. A selfie of me and Stump where I'm holding out my hand for him to rub the side of his face with, his eyes are half-lidded, he is very content. He also eyes my phone suspiciously, and in a split moment will try to attack it as he hates competing with the glowy thing for attention. Stump in a cat tower, sticking out his head from a window. He is looking off to the side, like a sentry put in charge of assessing incoming threats. Like humans trying to clip his nails. The surface of the cat tower is fabric and lots of threads droop from the surface, the result of many previous attacks of 43 former fosters. I'm sitting on the ground and I manage to take a selfie of me and him as he puts his front paws on my lap to lean up to lick rough-textured kisses onto my cheek. His tongue is exfoliating, and has the scent of Fancy Feast. Will it help my skin or make it break out? Time will tell (tomorrow)
May 19, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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Wanted to add, his brother, Chamomile (Cam) did go with him since they were bonded! While he is also a nervous cat, but he was socialized and enjoyed pets already.

Cat tax
A tabby cat with a lot more white on the bottom, dozing on the soft couch while in front of an unlit fireplace. You can see his pink toes on his back legs.
May 14, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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After growing up in a cage with no socialization alongside his brother, deemed unadoptable and almost thrown outside in subzero temps, then whisked to his home on the other coast via private jet, Earl Gray finally decided pets were good after 1.5 years of his life being scared to be touched.
A gray tabby with a white face and legs lies blissfully sleeping on top of a couch that has contoured to his body. Another shot of the tabby lying on top of the couch with his head tilted to the side, and his white paws under his head.
May 14, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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Play Asia not being subtle.
A screenshot of an upcoming children's picture book featuring Vivi from Final Fantasy 9, who is a black mage who is cute and has never done wrong. It's called "Vivi and Grandpa on the Day of Departure." There is an orange icon at the bottom of the listing with "Not subject to US Tariffs," a clear reference to Trump, who has the worst foundation that makes him look like a bloated, rotted orange.
May 9, 2025 at 9:50 PM