Pork Baron
@porkbaron.bsky.social
Chef, hacker, nerd, liberal, catlover. 25 years American, 25 years Swedish.
My boss at work gave me all these unripe tomatoes, so trying to come up with ways to use them. Salsa Verde maybe since tomatillos are next to impossible to find here. Ideas?
October 21, 2025 at 1:41 PM
My boss at work gave me all these unripe tomatoes, so trying to come up with ways to use them. Salsa Verde maybe since tomatillos are next to impossible to find here. Ideas?
I brought some homemade cured salmon. Anyone still here, help yourselves.
October 20, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I brought some homemade cured salmon. Anyone still here, help yourselves.
You woke me up for this? I only see human food.
October 17, 2025 at 11:57 AM
You woke me up for this? I only see human food.
Enter this magical device.
October 16, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Enter this magical device.
Since I currently reside in Europe, I will not be able to attend No Kings in person, but I wish you participating a very safe and impactful event. #nokings #lockthemup #criminals #comicsans #mspaint
October 16, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Since I currently reside in Europe, I will not be able to attend No Kings in person, but I wish you participating a very safe and impactful event. #nokings #lockthemup #criminals #comicsans #mspaint
I am so encouraged by Portland keeping it weird and standing up to fascism. #frogpower #libertypdx #isuckatgraphicdesign
October 15, 2025 at 6:50 AM
I am so encouraged by Portland keeping it weird and standing up to fascism. #frogpower #libertypdx #isuckatgraphicdesign
Could be. In his interview with Howard Stern, he describes his fights with STDs as "his own personal Vietnam".
October 14, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Could be. In his interview with Howard Stern, he describes his fights with STDs as "his own personal Vietnam".
October 14, 2025 at 6:03 AM
I think it's time we find out if this is medically related, or if he's just a huge asshole. Could be both!
October 13, 2025 at 1:23 PM
I think it's time we find out if this is medically related, or if he's just a huge asshole. Could be both!
Can I bring Essie, or does someone have allergies?
October 12, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Can I bring Essie, or does someone have allergies?
I'm going through my dad's estate and came across this box filled with various wines from 1973-1975 - no vodka alas - and I'm stunned by the quality of the box. The outside walls and interior walls are so solid you could run this over with a car without causing much damage. Why do boxes suck now?
October 11, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I'm going through my dad's estate and came across this box filled with various wines from 1973-1975 - no vodka alas - and I'm stunned by the quality of the box. The outside walls and interior walls are so solid you could run this over with a car without causing much damage. Why do boxes suck now?
I'm bringing freshly baked cinnamon buns. It is "Kanelbullens dag" here in Sweden.
October 4, 2025 at 12:04 PM
I'm bringing freshly baked cinnamon buns. It is "Kanelbullens dag" here in Sweden.
Kanelbullens dag here in Sweden. Baked these bad boys up.
October 4, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Kanelbullens dag here in Sweden. Baked these bad boys up.
I think this is the shade.
September 23, 2025 at 7:43 AM
I think this is the shade.
- "Have you seen the cat?"
- "No, guess she got raptured"
- "No, guess she got raptured"
September 23, 2025 at 7:31 AM
- "Have you seen the cat?"
- "No, guess she got raptured"
- "No, guess she got raptured"
Same at the Paris accord and the International Criminal Court and so on. The rules only apply to other nations.
September 4, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Same at the Paris accord and the International Criminal Court and so on. The rules only apply to other nations.
Gay guys (or any anal aficionados) don't have the same rights in every state, so this does not only apply to women. I do agree that women are definitely a much bigger target audience for the fascists in charge, but oppression is not all about gender.
August 23, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Gay guys (or any anal aficionados) don't have the same rights in every state, so this does not only apply to women. I do agree that women are definitely a much bigger target audience for the fascists in charge, but oppression is not all about gender.
So this is what the golden dome was really for!
July 29, 2025 at 12:53 PM
So this is what the golden dome was really for!
Remember this old "controversy" surround Hillary?
July 19, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Remember this old "controversy" surround Hillary?