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Mind Titan
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MENSA Bushido | Yakubian Soldier | Mr. Gyoza 2018
Spatchcock that mfer and separate the wings and legs from the breast so you can remove them when they're at temp, it's great.
November 24, 2025 at 1:15 AM
MARKETING: hypothetically there's a $1.2B market for the Orbs, if people wanted to buy them

HUMAN FACTORS: people DO NOT want to buy them, not at all

EXECS: we're an Orbs company now. All in.
November 24, 2025 at 12:32 AM
If you're building a PowerPoint deck so complicated that you need AI to help, you really shouldn't be building a PowerPoint deck.
November 23, 2025 at 9:33 PM
💖🌟✨ G L O B A L I S M ✨🌟💖
November 23, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Ah, globalism
November 23, 2025 at 7:13 PM
It's important to give Stancil windmills to tilt at
November 23, 2025 at 7:12 PM
😕
November 23, 2025 at 5:44 PM
November 23, 2025 at 5:31 PM
it's important
November 23, 2025 at 3:22 PM
he's keeping them safe
November 23, 2025 at 3:22 PM
My most charitable read on the situation, which is a big fuckin stretch, is they want drones which can avoid wireless drone detection devices. But that ALSO raises a lot of questions like "wtf man?"
November 23, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Who would win: a $30,000 Anduril fiber optic drone flying through a tunnel, or one (1) 6x6 foot loosely-woven net costing $13?
November 23, 2025 at 2:59 PM
They're gonna wrap it around power lines and cause neighborhood outages like once a day
November 23, 2025 at 2:54 PM
International Bounty Hunter might become a real job after the dust settles
November 23, 2025 at 2:44 PM
RESEARCH COMPLETE [StimPak]
November 23, 2025 at 2:37 PM
1.7 seconds after trying to use a soldering iron to escape his ankle monitor and giving himself a 2nd degree lacerburnation from his ankle to his groin
a man in a suit and tie is holding his head with his hands .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is holding his head with his hands .
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2025 at 5:07 AM
1.7 seconds after giving himself a 2nd degree lacerburnation from his ankle to his groin
a man in a suit and tie is holding his head with his hands .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is holding his head with his hands .
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2025 at 5:04 AM
He tried to solder it off and probably burned the shit out of himself, and that's pretty funny. Love the Brazilian crime clown.
November 23, 2025 at 4:54 AM
So many uncles
November 23, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Mud-based lifeforms
November 23, 2025 at 4:06 AM
It's cool how US journalism is full bullshitters and clown operatives
November 23, 2025 at 3:53 AM
I just have like 73 GPS coordinates inside of Russia I want destroyed, and I can settle for about 50 of them. Is that so much to ask?
November 23, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Reposted by Mind Titan
if i've learned one thing from doing union stuff while also doing other forms of organizing, it's that you're better off with people you disagree with who are nevertheless trying to do the same thing as you than with people you agree with who aren't trying to do anything
November 13, 2024 at 1:52 PM