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Scream McDichael
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Writer of fine articles on The Hard Drive and Merry-Go-Round Magazine. One time I was a copywriter.

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waiting for the armies of the bort
EAT PANT
November 10, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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this is happening in NYC rn
November 8, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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fascinating news coming out of bluesky today
November 8, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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ATTN: Alan Dershowitz
November 5, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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what up Lamont, CA
A full mariachi band plays in the dusk near a flagpole
November 5, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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Art from The Legend of Zelda: Four Swords
November 5, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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Edgar Wright is directing the new Running Man movie????
Donald Trump "First I'm hearing of it" photo
November 4, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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not only is northern bakersfield and kern county in the new Battlefield 6 map it is apparently one of the worst maps in Battlefield
November 4, 2025 at 6:15 AM
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Adam Sandler in Uncut Gems going "im so sad. Im so fucked up." but the caption says "im so unc. Im so chopped."
November 3, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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Tyler Glasnow looking great out there tonight
an american cocker spaniel with resplendent furry ears
November 2, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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her: you must be the log in final destination 2 if you think we're fuckin
me:
its me I'm the log from final destination 2 and I'm wearing all brown and i painted tree trunk rings on my face lmao
November 1, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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hell yeah, brother
One of them Greenies dog treats what freshens their breath and whatnot
October 29, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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Pim and Charlie from the Smiling Friends sit in an alien cockpit beholding the visage of Planet Hillary with an uncomprehending horror
October 28, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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dodgers fans for some reason:
Tarzan and Sora in Kingdom Hearts and Tarzan is like "Not Clayton!"
October 28, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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did anyone else get these stickers for the election or was this a california thing
blue oval with a meme depiction of JD Vance, apple-cheeked and shaggy haired, on the left and the words "I VORED" on the right.
October 25, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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ah shit, my crust punk vampire gf was out past sunrise
its a pile of used cigarettes on the sidewalk concrete lmao
October 25, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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anyone else think about when this dude ran for congress for Bakersfield
Bruno Amato as he appeared in the Wilson's Wigs sketch in I Think You Should Leave. He is bald and wearing a blue button up shirt with like two or three buttons undone. He is gesticulating wildly because he is Italian.
October 22, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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what tattoo do we think jd vance is hiding
JD Vance, wearing a t-shirt while chest deep in a swimming pool.
October 22, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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screenshot from that frickin barbie stopmotion series "The Most Popular Girls in School" with uh Baldassare or whoevers statement pasted over it like the characters are saying it in their weird little voices. three barbie dolls are in what should be a high school girls' bathroom. a brunette and a redhead barbie doll stare in disgusted awe at the blonde barbie doll because fucking ashley ketchadorian was SUPPOSED to be watching the door--
October 21, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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Cover art for the film "Throw Momma From the Train", featuring a humorously dejected Billy Crystal sitting on some train tracks opposite Danny DeVito, who is presumably convincing him to throw his mother, Anne Ramsey in a pink bathrobe standing behind Devito, from a train.
October 20, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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yall wanna see some cats
Big fluffy orange cat lays on his side, back to the end of the kennel. His belly is exposed and he's looking at the camera, daring the viewer to try and get the belly Five kittens milling about. Two greys, one tortoise shell, one black, one orange. A grey mother cat watches from a portal between kennels. These things are probably like a week old, maybe 2? God they're cute. Two cats, one sleeping, the other awake, and both laying on each other Fluffy grey and white cat with white feet and darker stripes around his legs, face, and tail.
October 18, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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you might be on to something
That shot from Fellowship of the Ring where Aragorn is ripping a fattie in the prancing pony with his hood up all mysterious and shit
October 17, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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this episode was crazy ngl
Tony soprano going "Actually Aj you make a very good point regarding the legacy of Christopher Columbus as one of barbarous imperialism. Italian Americans have done a lot for this country and we don't need this legacy of blood and subjugation affixed to out culture. I am now going to cheat on your mother."
October 13, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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yo did you guys know dolly parton was on the magic school bus as miss frizzles cousin murph who ran a recycling plant
Imagine a working class miss frizzle and you have her cousin murph, resplendent in her green overalls and purple work shirt. she is standing in front of some piece of machinery, ready to explain the magic of recycling.
October 11, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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"The Joy of Painting with Bob Ross" title card but it says "The Joy of TikTok with Larry Ellison"
October 10, 2025 at 11:51 PM