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Protect your deliveries from theft with our coverage — no matter where you shop online.
Whether you shop on Amazon, eBay, Etsy or any online retailer, your deliveries are protected with PorchPals — without any extra steps.

Subscribe today: www.porchpals.com
April 23, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Things that would cause a Porch Pirate to retire!
Either UPS just picked up my cologuard sample or a porch pirate is in for the surprise of their life.
April 15, 2025 at 12:00 AM
It all started with a domain name and a vision.
April 14, 2025 at 11:59 PM
We had to jump on the trend.

PorchPals are superheroes at the end of the day.
April 11, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Every second a package sits on your porch, it's exposed to theft, weather, and other risks. Secure your deliveries ASAP with #PorchPals.

For more: www.porchpals.com.
April 7, 2025 at 8:38 PM
"Porch pirates are a serious nuisance in the Big Apple: a staggering 90,000 packages are stolen a day, according to city officials, while the average household gets at least one delivery a week and 20% get at least four weekly packages."

nypost.com/2025/04/05/u...
S–t Happens! NYC porch pirate victims put out decoy poop packages for thieves
Queens residents fed up with porch pirates swiping up their packages are filling boxes with dog poop and cat litter and placing them on their doorsteps, hoping the thugs take the bait.
nypost.com
April 5, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Porch Pirates are leveling up. You should as well.

www.porchpals.com
April 3, 2025 at 8:08 PM
You don't need to build a Glitter Bomb to defeat a Porch Pirate.

But it's still fun to watch ...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoxh...
Glitter Bomb 1.0 vs Porch Pirates
YouTube video by Mark Rober
www.youtube.com
April 3, 2025 at 7:42 PM
According to a 2024 study by Lombardo Homes, the average value of packages stolen by Porch Pirates is $228 USD.
March 31, 2025 at 2:17 PM
From @cnet.com: Porch Pirates Are Watching the Amazon Spring Sale Too -- Here's How to Stay Ahead

www.cnet.com/home/porch-p...
Porch Pirates Are Watching the Amazon Spring Sale Too -- Here's How to Stay Ahead
Package thieves are striking more often than ever. Here's how to keep your deliveries safe.
www.cnet.com
March 31, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Golden Retrievers = A human's best friend ... Not the best way to stop a Porch Pirate.
March 28, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Reposted by PorchPals
Got some little porch pirates tonight!

#Cat #Cats #CatsOfBluesky #CatLover
March 25, 2025 at 3:40 AM
"The subscription-based startup is allowing for online shoppers to pay $120 a year to cover to cover up to $2,000 of deliveries, or up to three claims a year, the article states."

Full story from the Houston Chronicle: www.houstonchronicle.com/news/houston...
March 26, 2025 at 1:23 PM
It’s a situation we’ve all faced: the delivery driver snaps a photo of your package sitting on your doorstep — but when you go to grab it, it’s gone.

So what can you do to recover your package or get a refund?

PorchPals has you covered.
March 21, 2025 at 12:37 PM
🚨 NYC is the #1 porch pirate hotspot in America! 🚨

A whopping $945M in stolen packages last year—more than any other metro. SafeWise reports nearly 120.5M packages snatched nationwide in 2023, costing $16B total.

Time to rethink delivery security? Think Porch Pals! 📦🚪🔒 #PorchPirates #NYC
March 19, 2025 at 9:29 PM
This is the only bracket that matters to a Porch Pirate.

But for YOU, these are just some of the things PorchPals covers if something is swiped from your doorstep.
March 17, 2025 at 4:03 PM
This is horrible! Glad your kitten is okay!
Good thing I went the porch pirates who stole her medicine threw off her body and she needed iv fluids
Joy isn’t happy she had to go to the Dr
March 15, 2025 at 3:49 PM
PorchPals + Your door camera = The 1-2 punch to defeat Porch Theft!
March 15, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Congrats to PorchPals co-founder Adoree' Jackson, who has agreed to a contract with the Philadelphia Eagles
March 14, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Today's Porch Fact is a whopper!

We were skeptical too, but it's true — 40 million Americans admit to leaving their doors unlocked.
March 11, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Everyone has a story about a Porch Pirate…

Chris Tach, one of our founding team members, knows this all too well. His very first paycheck went toward buying a desktop computer—only for it to be stolen right off his porch.
March 8, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Under North Carolina House Bill 34, defendants will face harsher punishment for mail larceny, as opposed to others types of theft.

The bill would mean perpetrators could be sentenced at one class level higher than the usual sentence for larceny.

More:
www.ncleg.gov/BillLookUp/2...
House Bill 34 (2025-2026 Session) - North Carolina General Assembly
www.ncleg.gov
March 7, 2025 at 2:52 PM
"We like going to areas where the porch theft rate is high and dropping it like it's hot."

Pre-sign-ups now taking place on PorchPals.com.
March 7, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Our co-founder Adoree' Jackson recently visited a Hoboken card shop, greeting fans and talking about the benefits of PorchPals and porch care.

Bodega Cards ships out hundreds of cards per month, many of which would be profitable in the hands of Porch Pirates.
March 3, 2025 at 4:01 PM
You don't need to wait for PorchPals to be live in order to sign-up.

Gift cards (and pre-sign-ups) are available now. Protect your packages. Protect your peace!

porchpals.com/products/ris...
March 1, 2025 at 4:40 PM