porberson.bsky.social
@porberson.bsky.social
Over 30, mostly here to lurk on the outskirts
They already had a character that explained things to you, they were called Scan Visor and they were my bestest friend in the whole world. I'm dreading looking up more info about this, sounds like Metroid: Skyward Sword.
November 14, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Please tell me they aren't Skyward Swording Metroid Prime. l was excited for it, but none of this sounds like good news so far
November 14, 2025 at 8:32 PM
it doubles as a flashbang now, doesn't it?
November 11, 2025 at 5:51 PM
The only thing that quickly came to mind was some kinda Nega-Toriel, and now it's blocking any other thoughts
November 11, 2025 at 12:48 AM
The skull just lets you know how natural it is. Wounderful
November 7, 2025 at 11:15 PM
The horrible adjustable wrench that's actually a pretty good hammer
November 7, 2025 at 12:14 PM
The only silver lining is that they can only do it once if you believe them the first time it happens. Took me a while to figure that one out tho
November 3, 2025 at 6:06 PM
you just made me check if Ordinary Sausage uploaded today based off the vague context
November 3, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Same argument as you can't taste the homophobia in Chikfila. Willful ignorance and indifference.
November 3, 2025 at 6:00 PM
smashed into the shower wall lives sorta rent free
November 3, 2025 at 5:39 PM
l think this is another demo of perhaps the one trait that has best kept society from falling entirely to powerful people over the centuries: the rapid stupidification one undergos once you surround yourself with people who can't tell you when you are being dumb. Regimes collapsed from this
November 1, 2025 at 6:34 PM
bones are a natural part of the human body, it probably looks like that just to show how healthy it is.
November 1, 2025 at 6:17 PM
l think I've found them on Pixiv before too, but that's all
October 31, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Remember, plenty of people will be calling in with card issues during the wave of online sales in November, and they would be very upset if they miss their deals because they couldn't get through. Sure would be a shame if the phones were clogged then
October 30, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Even having seen the Deep Lore from previous reveals, I'm still shocked by how much worse it is than l remember every time l see it. l wonder how linked this is to you deciding to kill the entire ocean.
October 29, 2025 at 2:51 AM
l quit them years ago and started downloading my music from Bandcamp when l could find it there. I've spent less, supported the artists more, and actually get to keep it after it's paid for instead of vanishing with a canceled subscription
October 29, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Reposted
images that spring to mind unbidden, part 835: "the poison for Kuzco"
October 13, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Might pay off to try for a big push in the week leading up to Thanksgiving, if their lines are overloaded while a surge of people want issues resolved during cyber deals, it would really hurt them
October 27, 2025 at 5:21 AM