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Ben Hooper
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That youth who managed to blag a column for ‪@classicretromodern.bsky.social magazine. Defender of the Tat, 47 since 2005, owner of 0 sensible cars. #WeirdCarTwitter Exile
Ah yes, the Audi 80 B2 "we have at home"
November 25, 2025 at 6:37 PM
The latches were plastic so only thing left to do was lever it out with a bottle opener. With flap flying off, it was then just a matter of muscling the gate open and the car could be refueled

I repeat, if the push to open function fails, the only option is to rip the thing off. Come on GM...
November 25, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I scoured the interior to find a secondary release, only to find there wasn't one. How is this a good idea?
November 25, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Knew which one it was before even clicking the link lol
November 25, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Yes you aren't going to stop it, but as my colleague once said, Insurance is the only legal form of gambling.

(A bet is not a legally binding contract so the bookie is under no obligation to pay out if you win, unlike insurance)
November 24, 2025 at 10:19 PM
They are honestly a cancer upon society, and I use that word very deliberately. I do wonder how much better off we would be as a country if gambling was much harder to access, or even banned (again) altogether
November 24, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Nah they paid out immediately, couldn't be bothered to fight it
November 23, 2025 at 4:37 PM
They now operate as an automotive surveyors, it was them that greenlit the 480's rebuild after the bin lorry took a liking to it. No relation :/
November 23, 2025 at 4:12 PM
With the possible exception of the R32 Skyline
November 18, 2025 at 2:13 PM
It idles ok and is fine when rolling in gear, but when you use throttle you get violent misfiring coming in. Usually hits like a brick at 2.5k rpm
November 18, 2025 at 9:35 AM
I have:
- Squeezed the ICV pipe
- Disconnected the ICV sensor
- Checked the airbox
- Removed the dizzy cap and wiped down
- ditto rotor arm
All in the dark and cold on the street
No more ideas
November 17, 2025 at 10:33 PM
The effectiveness of this facelift to me marks the Allegro as ahead of its time, it took to the plastic bumper look of the early 80s and managed to look passably contemporary. It is no 1750SS, but it is smart
November 17, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Idle control valve on these isn't motorised as far as I am aware, but I have disconnected it and also done the squeezy pipe trick but to no avail
November 17, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I have never seen a liftback of this generation in the UK!
November 15, 2025 at 12:00 PM
I thought this was the same car tbh
November 13, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Gta San Andreas Gta GIF
ALT: Gta San Andreas Gta GIF
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November 13, 2025 at 7:24 PM