I've been married 20+ years now and my dad still writes out birthday/Xmas checks to either my maiden name or just my first name. Once, he wrote it out in front of me and actually asked what my last name was.

Cat1 came down with a cold on the 3rd. Husband hit with the sick 3 days later, laid up with a fever and using a disgusting amount of tissues.

Cat1 sneezed on Cat2, now Cat2 has been congested and sneezing for the weekend.

Husband passed his germs on to me. I've been sick since Saturday.

My husband has that quote tattooed because Buckaroo Banzai is probably his favorite movie 😁

Enjoy the Korn show! They were fabulous when I saw them in '97!

They're fucking lint magnets. As soon as they're out of hiding, every speck of dust and strand of hair in my bedroom is stuck to it.

Anyway, you can watch me enjoy this toy at the regular places.

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