Poptart 🍓 Apocalypse (unfrosted era)
@poptartapocalypse.bsky.social
🍁 Crafter, flow artist, smut goblin
🎮 Plays entirely too much Skyrim
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🎮 Plays entirely too much Skyrim
🩵 NSFW @poptwat.bsky.social🔞
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a cheerleader says you 're welcome in a classroom
Alt: a cheerleader says you 're welcome in a classroom
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Apologies to the TikTok friends I have accidentally followed on my smut account and then immediately blocked 💀
Husband: No one talks about "Manimal" anymore, and that's a shame.
October 16, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Husband: No one talks about "Manimal" anymore, and that's a shame.
Husband's coworker (age: early 20's):
[listening to the "Ghostbusters" song] Hey, when this song came out, did "Bustin' makes me feel good" mean the same thing it does now?"
[listening to the "Ghostbusters" song] Hey, when this song came out, did "Bustin' makes me feel good" mean the same thing it does now?"
October 15, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Husband's coworker (age: early 20's):
[listening to the "Ghostbusters" song] Hey, when this song came out, did "Bustin' makes me feel good" mean the same thing it does now?"
[listening to the "Ghostbusters" song] Hey, when this song came out, did "Bustin' makes me feel good" mean the same thing it does now?"
I really, really, REALLY want to shoot a flaming arrow at something.
Not because I want to burn something, I just want to shoot a flaming arrow.
Not because I want to burn something, I just want to shoot a flaming arrow.
October 15, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I really, really, REALLY want to shoot a flaming arrow at something.
Not because I want to burn something, I just want to shoot a flaming arrow.
Not because I want to burn something, I just want to shoot a flaming arrow.
Me: have you ever noticed how much easier it is to stand on 1 foot when you sneeze than it is to stay on both feet?
Him: *deep sigh*
Him: *deep sigh*
September 30, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Me: have you ever noticed how much easier it is to stand on 1 foot when you sneeze than it is to stay on both feet?
Him: *deep sigh*
Him: *deep sigh*
Feh, it's another gray day out there.
September 14, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Feh, it's another gray day out there.
Poutine consumed 🍟🧀
September 14, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Poutine consumed 🍟🧀
Made a batch of brownies with about 3 years worth of kief today (God knows how that's gonna work out, but if it's like the mac & cheese I made that time, we'll be immobile), we're gonna make a big batch of poutine for dinner, and we're gonna be sports entertained tonight in the best way possible.
September 13, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Made a batch of brownies with about 3 years worth of kief today (God knows how that's gonna work out, but if it's like the mac & cheese I made that time, we'll be immobile), we're gonna make a big batch of poutine for dinner, and we're gonna be sports entertained tonight in the best way possible.
Who knew a bad wig would look so much better when I'm in clown form?
August 30, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Who knew a bad wig would look so much better when I'm in clown form?
You know what? Just once I'd like to wake up in the morning and not feel like I'm the problem.
JFC, my dude, get a grip.
JFC, my dude, get a grip.
August 19, 2025 at 1:05 PM
You know what? Just once I'd like to wake up in the morning and not feel like I'm the problem.
JFC, my dude, get a grip.
JFC, my dude, get a grip.
"Current paper sanitation products can not handle the fervor with which you eat a burger."
-husband
-husband
August 18, 2025 at 11:44 PM
"Current paper sanitation products can not handle the fervor with which you eat a burger."
-husband
-husband
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Grasp, based off the Pillars of Creation photo taken by the Hubble telescope in the 90s
July 16, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Grasp, based off the Pillars of Creation photo taken by the Hubble telescope in the 90s
We ordered a laser toy for Podrick and I can't wait until it gets here this week because that boy is going to contribute to my next breakdown if he doesn't knock off with the obsessive cord chewing, climbing behind the tv, and need to chase Pippin.
July 16, 2025 at 4:00 PM
We ordered a laser toy for Podrick and I can't wait until it gets here this week because that boy is going to contribute to my next breakdown if he doesn't knock off with the obsessive cord chewing, climbing behind the tv, and need to chase Pippin.
July 3, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Today I also learned NYX's liquid lipstick might leave a mark on the knobs when you faceplant into the stove, but never smeared on my face.
June 28, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Today I also learned NYX's liquid lipstick might leave a mark on the knobs when you faceplant into the stove, but never smeared on my face.
Today I learned that if I bang my elbow in just the wrong spot, I'll faint.
June 28, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Today I learned that if I bang my elbow in just the wrong spot, I'll faint.
June 27, 2025 at 3:18 PM
June 25, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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Joey if you're hurtin', so am i
June 20, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Joey if you're hurtin', so am i
June 18, 2025 at 6:47 PM
June 17, 2025 at 4:13 PM
June 7, 2025 at 4:47 PM
So snuggly 🥰
June 2, 2025 at 11:01 PM
So snuggly 🥰