So you’re planning to fund this, I hear?
January 13, 2026 at 12:16 AM
So you’re planning to fund this, I hear?
Dear Lori,
Judging from your recent social media presence, I wonder if you have seen literally any news recently. A competent representative might be alarmed about something like this, pledge to abolish ICE, and promise detailed consequences.
Regards,
A(n unfortunate) Constituent
Judging from your recent social media presence, I wonder if you have seen literally any news recently. A competent representative might be alarmed about something like this, pledge to abolish ICE, and promise detailed consequences.
Regards,
A(n unfortunate) Constituent
January 11, 2026 at 1:34 PM
Dear Lori,
Judging from your recent social media presence, I wonder if you have seen literally any news recently. A competent representative might be alarmed about something like this, pledge to abolish ICE, and promise detailed consequences.
Regards,
A(n unfortunate) Constituent
Judging from your recent social media presence, I wonder if you have seen literally any news recently. A competent representative might be alarmed about something like this, pledge to abolish ICE, and promise detailed consequences.
Regards,
A(n unfortunate) Constituent
20 hours later and nothing more.
Remember Lori: the torches and pitchforks aren’t just going toward Republicans when they come out. We will remember EVERYONE who enabled this fascist administration.
Remember Lori: the torches and pitchforks aren’t just going toward Republicans when they come out. We will remember EVERYONE who enabled this fascist administration.
January 8, 2026 at 4:35 PM
20 hours later and nothing more.
Remember Lori: the torches and pitchforks aren’t just going toward Republicans when they come out. We will remember EVERYONE who enabled this fascist administration.
Remember Lori: the torches and pitchforks aren’t just going toward Republicans when they come out. We will remember EVERYONE who enabled this fascist administration.
What will it take for DEMOCRATS to stand up to this, (Intern posting as) Ed?
January 8, 2026 at 12:17 AM
What will it take for DEMOCRATS to stand up to this, (Intern posting as) Ed?
…so this is where you tell us what specific *actions* you will take to hold this administration accountable.
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We’re waiting!
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We’re waiting!
January 7, 2026 at 8:46 PM
…so this is where you tell us what specific *actions* you will take to hold this administration accountable.
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We’re waiting!
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We’re waiting!
You’re not nearly furious enough.
January 7, 2026 at 6:57 PM
You’re not nearly furious enough.
Great!
Now what is our esteemed dead-weight representative going to do about ICE shooting protesters in Minnesota?
If you are not in it to win it against this treasonous administration, move aside so a grown-up can be in charge.
Now what is our esteemed dead-weight representative going to do about ICE shooting protesters in Minnesota?
If you are not in it to win it against this treasonous administration, move aside so a grown-up can be in charge.
January 7, 2026 at 5:46 PM
Great!
Now what is our esteemed dead-weight representative going to do about ICE shooting protesters in Minnesota?
If you are not in it to win it against this treasonous administration, move aside so a grown-up can be in charge.
Now what is our esteemed dead-weight representative going to do about ICE shooting protesters in Minnesota?
If you are not in it to win it against this treasonous administration, move aside so a grown-up can be in charge.
“Congress must be briefed immediately [on the crimes you just committed].”
You people are weak. We need real leaders with a proactive agenda - not this simpering, reactionary, and ineffectual garbage. Please resign and let the grown-ups do something.
You people are weak. We need real leaders with a proactive agenda - not this simpering, reactionary, and ineffectual garbage. Please resign and let the grown-ups do something.
January 4, 2026 at 12:17 AM
“Congress must be briefed immediately [on the crimes you just committed].”
You people are weak. We need real leaders with a proactive agenda - not this simpering, reactionary, and ineffectual garbage. Please resign and let the grown-ups do something.
You people are weak. We need real leaders with a proactive agenda - not this simpering, reactionary, and ineffectual garbage. Please resign and let the grown-ups do something.
Hell yeah. This movie rules. I’ve had that great poster art hanging in my house for years so I think about it on the regular.
December 9, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Hell yeah. This movie rules. I’ve had that great poster art hanging in my house for years so I think about it on the regular.
There is something admirable about never bottoming out. The problem for the Steelers is that they haven’t had a realistic shot at winning it all since like 2017. Keeping your head above water consistently is nice but you gotta make it count once in a while.
December 7, 2025 at 8:37 PM
There is something admirable about never bottoming out. The problem for the Steelers is that they haven’t had a realistic shot at winning it all since like 2017. Keeping your head above water consistently is nice but you gotta make it count once in a while.
This piece is awesome. Thank you so much for writing it.
December 5, 2025 at 2:31 AM
This piece is awesome. Thank you so much for writing it.
I don’t know, man. I’ve called my reps once a week since January and I can’t seem to shame them into doing anything effectual even though they’re all blue. Feels like this will go on and on.
December 2, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I don’t know, man. I’ve called my reps once a week since January and I can’t seem to shame them into doing anything effectual even though they’re all blue. Feels like this will go on and on.
Not just the schemes. I imagine Tomlin also has a big say on personnel.
It’s too much for a coach to be involved with all that on the micro level. Next thing you know, the guy’s descent into madness is irreversible and suddenly you know who Jordon Hudson is. Signed, a Patriots fan.
It’s too much for a coach to be involved with all that on the micro level. Next thing you know, the guy’s descent into madness is irreversible and suddenly you know who Jordon Hudson is. Signed, a Patriots fan.
December 1, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Not just the schemes. I imagine Tomlin also has a big say on personnel.
It’s too much for a coach to be involved with all that on the micro level. Next thing you know, the guy’s descent into madness is irreversible and suddenly you know who Jordon Hudson is. Signed, a Patriots fan.
It’s too much for a coach to be involved with all that on the micro level. Next thing you know, the guy’s descent into madness is irreversible and suddenly you know who Jordon Hudson is. Signed, a Patriots fan.
Between this reaction and Walter Chaw’s legendary review, I’m starting to think this thing started out as one of those fake Tropic Thunder trailers and someone didn’t get the bit.
November 14, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Between this reaction and Walter Chaw’s legendary review, I’m starting to think this thing started out as one of those fake Tropic Thunder trailers and someone didn’t get the bit.
Eat a dick, Hakeem. We’re all so embarrassed at Dem leadership’s impotence. It would be impressive if it weren’t so depressing.
September 28, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Eat a dick, Hakeem. We’re all so embarrassed at Dem leadership’s impotence. It would be impressive if it weren’t so depressing.
Hey numbnuts. What are you going to do about it?
August 28, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Hey numbnuts. What are you going to do about it?
Actions speak louder than statements. Maybe you could resign and let someone in who will actually do something? Thanks Patty!
August 28, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Actions speak louder than statements. Maybe you could resign and let someone in who will actually do something? Thanks Patty!
Would prefer if they all choked on dicks instead though.
August 16, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Would prefer if they all choked on dicks instead though.
I watched this movie for the first time yesterday and that is the only idea that stuck in my mind.
July 18, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I watched this movie for the first time yesterday and that is the only idea that stuck in my mind.