If you identify as a man and you go home before it “gets dark” congratulations Issa boy
November 9, 2025 at 1:44 AM
If you identify as a man and you go home before it “gets dark” congratulations Issa boy
I’m I toxic if I texted her “how many other guys have you watched good fellas with you whore?!”
October 26, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I’m I toxic if I texted her “how many other guys have you watched good fellas with you whore?!”
Apparently rock bottom has a basement
October 25, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Apparently rock bottom has a basement
All I know is, It smells like fajitas where charlie kirks going
September 24, 2025 at 3:00 AM
All I know is, It smells like fajitas where charlie kirks going
Today is the big autism’s announcement. I don’t care what they say about red 40. Let me drink my Mountain Dew code red and eat my Swedish fish in peace
September 22, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Today is the big autism’s announcement. I don’t care what they say about red 40. Let me drink my Mountain Dew code red and eat my Swedish fish in peace
I just payed 45$ for a vodka redbull this shit better have bright gold bull piss innit
August 23, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I just payed 45$ for a vodka redbull this shit better have bright gold bull piss innit
How do I I tell my mom I don’t want to see celebrity AI generated babies anymore?
May 23, 2025 at 4:50 PM
How do I I tell my mom I don’t want to see celebrity AI generated babies anymore?
A great philosopher once said “what came first the cigarette or sunflower seed?”
May 22, 2025 at 3:59 AM
A great philosopher once said “what came first the cigarette or sunflower seed?”
Saying “love that for you” every time my manager ask me to start cleaning up
May 21, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Saying “love that for you” every time my manager ask me to start cleaning up
I left a note in a Waymo that said this car kidnapped me and dropped me off in Joshua tree unprovoked please help
May 15, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I left a note in a Waymo that said this car kidnapped me and dropped me off in Joshua tree unprovoked please help
my shoes i got from temu are still on a cargo ship and because these tariffs me and my car finna go pick them shits up
May 8, 2025 at 3:56 AM
my shoes i got from temu are still on a cargo ship and because these tariffs me and my car finna go pick them shits up
I don’t go to therapy but I have thought about and thats enough for me
May 7, 2025 at 2:39 PM
I don’t go to therapy but I have thought about and thats enough for me
Does an open beer still get you drunk if you wake up and drink it in the morning? (Asking for twin)
April 18, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Does an open beer still get you drunk if you wake up and drink it in the morning? (Asking for twin)
Cory booker we’re live with you on the senate floor keep yapping king
April 1, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Cory booker we’re live with you on the senate floor keep yapping king
When the smoke shop takes ebt you know I buy ALL the cbd drinks and rap snacks in dat bitch
April 1, 2025 at 2:57 AM
When the smoke shop takes ebt you know I buy ALL the cbd drinks and rap snacks in dat bitch
When the gps redirects you without your consent tell her in a quarter mile take a left on
Hellnah Beach
Hellnah Beach
March 28, 2025 at 1:33 AM
When the gps redirects you without your consent tell her in a quarter mile take a left on
Hellnah Beach
Hellnah Beach
Joe Rogan should of stuck to watching people eat roaches and get hit with cattle prods instead of becoming bffs with nazi apologist shit mouths
March 21, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Joe Rogan should of stuck to watching people eat roaches and get hit with cattle prods instead of becoming bffs with nazi apologist shit mouths
I used to love when the school nurse brushed my lice off with a Barbie comb
March 20, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I used to love when the school nurse brushed my lice off with a Barbie comb
Coffins cost too much bury me floppy
March 19, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Coffins cost too much bury me floppy
Two weeks ago a girl smiled at me. I will never forget you my Queen.
March 19, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Two weeks ago a girl smiled at me. I will never forget you my Queen.
Forget I even said that. Anyway, what does someone from Milwaukee say when they go to New York………..
HEY MILWAUKEE HERE!
HEY MILWAUKEE HERE!
March 18, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Forget I even said that. Anyway, what does someone from Milwaukee say when they go to New York………..
HEY MILWAUKEE HERE!
HEY MILWAUKEE HERE!
Is Milwaukee a state?
March 18, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Is Milwaukee a state?
Napping is for babies and liars.
March 18, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Napping is for babies and liars.