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Jeff Webb
@poppyseedsordeath.bsky.social
Shouting thoughts into the void and occasionally @ing pro-wrestlers.
#Spotify can suck my dick.
February 11, 2026 at 2:05 PM
Catherine O’Hara is gone and we are all worse off.
January 30, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Goddamn. #Springsteen dropped names.
January 30, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Tom Homan is a fat sack of shit with no balls.

Also, if you’re an ICE member, I could probably whoop your ass. DM me for a good time.
January 30, 2026 at 5:33 PM
If #LA mayor Karen Bass wants to be known as anything but another politician who talks out of their ass and gets nothing done, she should fire the absolute shit out of the Police Chief.
January 30, 2026 at 5:12 PM
I’m officially skeeting my #StarTrek #TNG thoughts into the void. On episode 4 of season 1 and thus far:

What the absolute fuck was episode 1/2?

Also, it feels like leftover original series scripts.

Also, also, Data used robot dick on episode freaking THREE

@startrek.bsky.social
January 28, 2026 at 6:21 AM
So I gotta fly to #NYC already, now #HarryStyles is gonna bend me over for the opportunity?
January 27, 2026 at 4:13 PM
The Chicago Bears lost this game because Ben Johnson drank a lead paint milkshake before the game. I swear to god, his play calling was that of a lobotomized garden gnome.

3 STRAIGHT RUNS UP THE MIDDLE IN 5 YARDS LOL… LMAO EVEN

@chicagobearsnews.bsky.social @chicagobearsx.bsky.social
January 19, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Is there a #GregBovino tracker so we can follow him around and remind him that he’s never brought a woman to orgasm?

#ICEOUT #AbolishICE

Also, fuck Gavin Newsome. Dumbass doesn’t realize we aren’t going for his brand of corporate slicked back neoliberalism bullshit.

@gavinnewsom.bsky.social
January 18, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Oooof, Bruno. Read the room man these tickets are SPICY ass expensive.

#BrunoMars
January 14, 2026 at 5:34 PM
We need Nuremberg trials.
January 8, 2026 at 5:19 PM
ICE = fat untrained pussies
January 8, 2026 at 5:17 PM
All Republicans are bad.
January 8, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Will FIFA take back their Peace prize? How does that work?

@fifaworldcup26.bsky.social
January 3, 2026 at 4:07 PM
Every once in a while it’s important to reiterate that #CMPUNK is the biggest bitch baby hypocrite in the history of a business that’s been propped up by bitch bag hypocrites for years.

Every time I go to a Blackhawks game and see/hear this CTE riddled manchild, I want to cheer for St. Louis.
January 2, 2026 at 2:48 PM
TK, the C2 is the best time of the year for Professional Wrestling.

Please give us a women’s version in the spring/summer months.

@tonykhan.bsky.social @aewfanhub.bsky.social @aewontv.bsky.social @refaubrey.bsky.social
December 29, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Matt LaFleur’s mustache is absolute garbage.
December 21, 2025 at 3:58 AM
#TIL a government can take action after a national tragedy.

Good job, #Australia
December 20, 2025 at 7:52 PM
So, #PamBondi is actively breaking the law. What should be done?
December 19, 2025 at 6:20 PM
AI incorporation into your browser, eh? I see #Mozilla isn’t afraid to dip their toe into enshittification.

We don’t want more bullshit in the browser. It’s why we chose Firefox in the first place.

@mozilla.org

@firefox.com
December 17, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Mike Bailey and Kevin Knight are AEW’s biggest hits in 2025

@aewontv.bsky.social @tonykhan.bsky.social
December 14, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Making a personal request to TK to book Simon Miller while across the pond. Pretty plz.

@tonykhan.bsky.social @aewontv.bsky.social @simonmiller316.bsky.social
December 4, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Does #Israel have single-payer healthcare?
November 30, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I never feel more superior than when I’m passing 10+ cars in the #ChicFilA Mobile Thru
November 25, 2025 at 6:03 PM