patrick stump’s beard is making me feral nobody talk to me

gulf of deez

spotify dj cutting off routine maintenance by aw20 into it’s not living if it’s not with you by the 1975 was diabolical

i’m sick of fat people being the punchline. like, what’s funny? please explain.

i’m pretty sure my kid is left handed. so that’s not gonna be fun for anyone.

i am the smartest man alive. we get a tour AND a new record? incredible!

i saw a couple people refer to tiktok as a pet sematary situation and that’s exactly it

Everyone’s worried about the tariffs but I’m just going to start buying everything at airport duty-free stores. I’ll be eating the finest Toblerone and cigarettes for the next four years, suckers!

why is elon musk up there towards the front? can someone explain to me like im 5?

hey so uhh just kidding!

i’m genuinely so sad about tiktok. that app got so many people, including myself, through the pandemic and connected us when we couldn’t have physical connection. it truly saved me postpartum in so many ways. it made me feel so much less alone as a first time mom.

I’m sad.

the fact that my child is a massive paramore stan all on his own makes me so proud every day

let’s see if i have a stroke from hbp or a literal menty b first hehe

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