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Poppamatic
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Old. Married. Mustachioed. Here for sports, comedy, and tasteful nudes of Bea Arthur.
People can't afford eggs and this Hollywood elite is bragging about his gambling problem!
January 1, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Elderly people love Wings.
December 31, 2024 at 9:51 PM
There's no way. There are basically 10 times as many baseball games a season as their are NFL games and professional baseball predates professional football by decades.
December 20, 2024 at 8:45 PM
My dad works in an iron lung factory. This is a banner day in our household.
December 13, 2024 at 4:48 PM
Sounds cocaine fueled.
November 22, 2024 at 7:59 PM
Play the fiddle and watch it all burn. I don't actually know how to play the fiddle, but I figure if the world is burning, no one will actually care that I suck.
November 22, 2024 at 3:38 PM
Monica Lewinsky jokes mainly.
November 21, 2024 at 1:29 AM
It peaked in 1987 when Hollywood came up with the premise "What if 3 men had to take care of a child TOGETHER?"
November 20, 2024 at 9:57 PM
I watched it last night and I think it's the perfect at home movie, kinda like Killers of the Flower Moon. It's interesting and entertaining, but I'm also okay with pausing it to pee or eat dinner and coming back to it later. I would probably have been clock watching in the theater.
November 20, 2024 at 9:55 PM
Vending machines are just zoos for candy. They even tell you not to bang on the glass.
November 20, 2024 at 9:54 PM
Pretty much. The whole quote is:

"I am so tired of the Black Eyed Peas...It's rock and roll for people who don't like rock and roll, it's rap for people who don't like rap, it's pop for people who don't like pop."
November 20, 2024 at 9:52 PM
It's probably Robert Saleh or Mike Williams causing the problems. Have they tried getting rid of those guys?
November 20, 2024 at 9:51 PM
Throwing shade...but not literally.
November 18, 2024 at 7:53 PM
When I was a young boy, my father took me into the city, to see a marching band
November 15, 2024 at 6:21 PM
Until the ribs are healed he won't be as effective. They aren't calling as many designed runs and it looks like whatever carbon fiber armor they have him in is limiting his motion.
November 15, 2024 at 4:47 PM
It's like the knowledge lost when the library of Alexandria was burned.
November 15, 2024 at 4:28 PM
Feeling: Nostalgic
Listening to: Crane Wife 3 by The Decemberists

Thought I'd be less moody and depressed by now though.
November 15, 2024 at 3:36 PM