People can't afford eggs and this Hollywood elite is bragging about his gambling problem!

Elderly people love Wings.

There's no way. There are basically 10 times as many baseball games a season as their are NFL games and professional baseball predates professional football by decades.

My dad works in an iron lung factory. This is a banner day in our household.

Sounds cocaine fueled.

Play the fiddle and watch it all burn. I don't actually know how to play the fiddle, but I figure if the world is burning, no one will actually care that I suck.

Monica Lewinsky jokes mainly.

It peaked in 1987 when Hollywood came up with the premise "What if 3 men had to take care of a child TOGETHER?"

I watched it last night and I think it's the perfect at home movie, kinda like Killers of the Flower Moon. It's interesting and entertaining, but I'm also okay with pausing it to pee or eat dinner and coming back to it later. I would probably have been clock watching in the theater.

Vending machines are just zoos for candy. They even tell you not to bang on the glass.

Pretty much. The whole quote is:

"I am so tired of the Black Eyed Peas...It's rock and roll for people who don't like rock and roll, it's rap for people who don't like rap, it's pop for people who don't like pop."

It's probably Robert Saleh or Mike Williams causing the problems. Have they tried getting rid of those guys?

Throwing shade...but not literally.

When I was a young boy, my father took me into the city, to see a marching band

Until the ribs are healed he won't be as effective. They aren't calling as many designed runs and it looks like whatever carbon fiber armor they have him in is limiting his motion.

It's like the knowledge lost when the library of Alexandria was burned.

Feeling: Nostalgic
Listening to: Crane Wife 3 by The Decemberists

Thought I'd be less moody and depressed by now though.