Pope Donald J Trump I
@popetrump.bsky.social
BEST POPE EVER! EVEN THOUGH THE HATERS CALL FOR SCHISM! LET’S MAKE CATHOLICISM GREAT AGAIN!
We have a new Pope. An American Pope, just as I told you! It’s Pope TRU… Wait, WHAT?! The fake news claims the new Pope is another woke radical left Marxist who hates America and TRUMP?? Blatant voter fraud!! Another stolen election! TRUMP is the Pope for REAL Catholics!!
May 8, 2025 at 7:42 PM
We have a new Pope. An American Pope, just as I told you! It’s Pope TRU… Wait, WHAT?! The fake news claims the new Pope is another woke radical left Marxist who hates America and TRUMP?? Blatant voter fraud!! Another stolen election! TRUMP is the Pope for REAL Catholics!!
The Conclave will vote for TRUMP! Only voter fraud can stop our Victory! Check those Cardinals from dirty, nasty countries - are they sending their worst, the killers and rapists from their jails, or are they sending Defenders of the One True Faith? Make Catholicism Great Again!! Vote TRUMP!!!
May 7, 2025 at 1:40 PM
The Conclave will vote for TRUMP! Only voter fraud can stop our Victory! Check those Cardinals from dirty, nasty countries - are they sending their worst, the killers and rapists from their jails, or are they sending Defenders of the One True Faith? Make Catholicism Great Again!! Vote TRUMP!!!
What Vatican City really needs is a wonderful big military parade! Thousands of Swiss Guards, tanks, helicopters, it will be the best parade ever! We can have it on my birthday, which will be the Saints Day for the new patron saint of TRUMP, St Upid! He’s Italian, another great Italian saint! MCGA!
May 5, 2025 at 10:51 PM
What Vatican City really needs is a wonderful big military parade! Thousands of Swiss Guards, tanks, helicopters, it will be the best parade ever! We can have it on my birthday, which will be the Saints Day for the new patron saint of TRUMP, St Upid! He’s Italian, another great Italian saint! MCGA!
No more radical left invasion! All Masses, all ceremonies, all official Vatican communications will be only in Latin, the Official Language of the One True Faith! I don’t speak it, but that is fine because I don’t listen - other people need to listen! Choose TRUMP and Make Catholicism Great Again!!
May 5, 2025 at 2:31 AM
No more radical left invasion! All Masses, all ceremonies, all official Vatican communications will be only in Latin, the Official Language of the One True Faith! I don’t speak it, but that is fine because I don’t listen - other people need to listen! Choose TRUMP and Make Catholicism Great Again!!
Brilliant! No weak radical left innocence for TRUMP!!
May 4, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Brilliant! No weak radical left innocence for TRUMP!!
Just like Radical Left Martin Luther King’s woke mind virus is defeated in America, when you select TRUMP as Pope we will finally defeat the radical left Martin Luther’s fake news lies and bring the world back to the One True Faith! Make Catholicism Great Again!!
May 3, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Just like Radical Left Martin Luther King’s woke mind virus is defeated in America, when you select TRUMP as Pope we will finally defeat the radical left Martin Luther’s fake news lies and bring the world back to the One True Faith! Make Catholicism Great Again!!
Make Catholicism Great Again! Vote TRUMP and bring back the One True Faith!
May 3, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Make Catholicism Great Again! Vote TRUMP and bring back the One True Faith!
There is only one TRUE faith!! Under Pope TRUMP, we will launch NEW and more powerful Crusades to Make Catholicism Great Again!!
May 3, 2025 at 2:12 AM
There is only one TRUE faith!! Under Pope TRUMP, we will launch NEW and more powerful Crusades to Make Catholicism Great Again!!
Cardinals must choose TRUMP for Pope and Make Catholicism Great Again!! It’s time to bring back Indulgences! My crypto platform will make them better than ever! Everyone is saying it!
May 2, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Cardinals must choose TRUMP for Pope and Make Catholicism Great Again!! It’s time to bring back Indulgences! My crypto platform will make them better than ever! Everyone is saying it!
No DEI at the Vatican!! Cardinal Pizza Pizza has agreed! The smoke to announce my election will be WHITE!! As it should be! No dirty, illegal, criminal smoke! Make Catholicism Great Again!!
May 2, 2025 at 12:22 PM
No DEI at the Vatican!! Cardinal Pizza Pizza has agreed! The smoke to announce my election will be WHITE!! As it should be! No dirty, illegal, criminal smoke! Make Catholicism Great Again!!
Only Pope ME can bring back the Papal States! Italy can only succeed as Papal States under Vatican control! No more embarrassing political scandals, no more stupid EU rules, no more tariffs on your prayers! We can make Italy great too by making CATHOLICISM great!!!
May 1, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Only Pope ME can bring back the Papal States! Italy can only succeed as Papal States under Vatican control! No more embarrassing political scandals, no more stupid EU rules, no more tariffs on your prayers! We can make Italy great too by making CATHOLICISM great!!!
CARDINAL PIZZA PIZZA IS WEAK ON REVELATIONS. STOP THE SEVENTH SEAL! PROTECT OUR BORDERS!! MAKE CATHOLICISM GREAT AGAIN!
May 1, 2025 at 12:46 PM
CARDINAL PIZZA PIZZA IS WEAK ON REVELATIONS. STOP THE SEVENTH SEAL! PROTECT OUR BORDERS!! MAKE CATHOLICISM GREAT AGAIN!
ONLY I CAN MAKE CATHOLICISM GREAT AGAIN! ALL OTHER RELIGIONS WILL BOW BEFORE ME AND BUY MY CRYPTO!! DON’T BELIEVE THE FAKE NEWS MEDIA! THE CONCLAVE HAS ALREADY SELECTED ME EVEN WITH MASSIVE ELECTORAL FRAUD!!
May 1, 2025 at 1:02 AM
ONLY I CAN MAKE CATHOLICISM GREAT AGAIN! ALL OTHER RELIGIONS WILL BOW BEFORE ME AND BUY MY CRYPTO!! DON’T BELIEVE THE FAKE NEWS MEDIA! THE CONCLAVE HAS ALREADY SELECTED ME EVEN WITH MASSIVE ELECTORAL FRAUD!!