Just needs a shot of Malört to go with it.

I hope you receive an Ig Nobel prize for this important research!

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It gets me entry into every Costco National Park, so it should be valid for travel.

That's fair. Meanwhile I'm over here loving anything that is super bitter. I will say CH Malört is less bitter and aggressive than pre-CH. It's an objectively better product, but lost some of what made it notorious.

Boooo! It's delicious! You can find it at some restaurants in Cville, if you know where to look.

Several bottles of Malört.