Poot the World Ender
poottheworldender.bsky.social
Poot the World Ender
@poottheworldender.bsky.social
Now I am become Poot, destroyer of worlds
I just got my birthchart made am I going to fucking die
July 12, 2025 at 5:06 AM
No no, Mister giant sir. No need to grind me to make your bread. I'll grind myself for you.
July 9, 2025 at 5:50 AM
I don't need breast implants. I can strap rabbits to my chest.
July 9, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Please strangers online tell me what to do now now now right fuckin now
July 9, 2025 at 5:05 AM
I got rejected when I applied to be the village idiot
July 9, 2025 at 5:01 AM
If you make me read my eyes might start bleeding. I can only listen to the Bible narrated by the Christian equivalent of Batman.
July 9, 2025 at 4:56 AM
The lamp that has salt crystals in it is curing my son's bi polar disorder
July 9, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Labubu up my ass free pucs click here
July 6, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Nobody gets me like Heath Ledger gets me
July 6, 2025 at 1:13 AM
OBAMA CAUGHT VAPING
April 4, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I'm getting my ass eaten by a jester in the sex dungeon of my mind palace
March 29, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I can't stop looking at pictures of jellyfish. My vibrator is about to commit suicide
March 14, 2025 at 2:53 AM
They call me the mystery machine the way I mystery
March 13, 2025 at 11:09 PM
YOU DO NOT BELIEVE THAT I AM A MILLENNIAL? WHAT IF I GLOMP ON YOU
March 13, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I went to school for music and studied the ass trumpet
March 7, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Hi this is my dad Dan Stanly. He owns discord and smokes weed. He just told me he'd buy you a car.
March 6, 2025 at 9:11 AM
You either ride or be ridden
March 6, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Pardon me senator...I can tell by your distressed gait and pekid complexion that you're either battling your gerbal for dominance or you have hemorrhoids...if 'tis the latter I am compelled to hug you...if the first, I hope the gerbal wins.
March 4, 2025 at 3:32 AM
It's hemorrhoids awareness week. Please, ask your friends if they have hemorrhoids, and if they do, give them a big, warm hug. You never know what someone is going through.
March 4, 2025 at 3:28 AM
New character to the McDonald's arsenal: Taint Tickler. I will not tell you what he does.
March 3, 2025 at 6:30 AM
vibrating friendship butt plugs. Send messages to your friends in morse code. Say things like, "I'M IN YOUR ASS LOL"
March 3, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Millennials are ruining this damn country...
March 3, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Getting a McDonald's was the best thing that ever happened to this town... now Ronald McDonald is inside of me, and I get to honk his clown nose. QUARTER POUNDER!!!! someone help me
March 3, 2025 at 1:06 AM
YASSS CANADAAA BUY CALIFORNIAAAAA that would be so clutchhh I have a bestie in LA we gonna shove mapple leafs up our nunus
February 27, 2025 at 4:16 AM
The clit is ALL ABOUT friendship
February 26, 2025 at 4:55 AM