Poot
@pootroonie.bsky.social
I’m the Anne Frank of business
November 8, 2025 at 5:13 AM
I’m the Anne Frank of business
Roommate played full volume toenail loss video while I was on the phone with the district attorney discussing our witness statements for the guy jerking it at the pool hall
October 21, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Roommate played full volume toenail loss video while I was on the phone with the district attorney discussing our witness statements for the guy jerking it at the pool hall
The summer I turned village whore
August 25, 2025 at 12:16 AM
The summer I turned village whore
Mccrispy in one hand and a cigarette in the other
August 3, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Mccrispy in one hand and a cigarette in the other
Roommate says I tend to gaslight
July 24, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Roommate says I tend to gaslight
It’s not easy being the funniest person in the office.
July 22, 2025 at 8:49 PM
It’s not easy being the funniest person in the office.
Special shoutout to the man we met at the bar and convinced to mount our TV. #pootpersuasion
July 20, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Special shoutout to the man we met at the bar and convinced to mount our TV. #pootpersuasion
The Brew Doctor is in my living room
July 13, 2025 at 7:11 PM
The Brew Doctor is in my living room
Violating traffic laws while eating a drumstick
July 12, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Violating traffic laws while eating a drumstick
Love getting mail from my friends
June 27, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Love getting mail from my friends
Glee is the funniest show to exist ever
June 16, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Glee is the funniest show to exist ever
Sometimes you just get a throatfull of vinegar
April 22, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Sometimes you just get a throatfull of vinegar
Just fist bumped a person of color
April 18, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Just fist bumped a person of color
Tailgating the Qdoba truck
elmo from sesame street is standing in front of a fire with his arms outstretched .
ALT: elmo from sesame street is standing in front of a fire with his arms outstretched .
media.tenor.com
April 12, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Tailgating the Qdoba truck
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Good omen blue mitten
February 6, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Good omen blue mitten
Gonna crash the stock market by simply attempting a Chase to Fidelity bank wire
April 10, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Gonna crash the stock market by simply attempting a Chase to Fidelity bank wire
Limping because someone put a glass shard in my clog
April 8, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Limping because someone put a glass shard in my clog
