I bet he just had to piss and saw it as the perfect opportunity.

This is the most embarrassing government. How close are we to Idiocracy now?

Oh shit, he lied?!? Dayummmm

You are welcome.

This isn't kink shaming, just pointing out other piss drinkers might recognize the guys tackling teenagers and shooting priests in the head with rubber bullets.

This is amazing.

He is deeply unwell.

That's when you start preparing for the apocalypse and planning your future immortal life.

How embarrassing.