Sometimes you just gotta chuck it in the fuck it bucket and move on

I simply MUST give every critter I catch a fun name, otherwise what's the point? Although I can repeat names, like how every owl is named Eda and most of my cats are named after my/my friends cats

It's so fuckin cool tho
Hundreds of miles of catacombs under the streets of France
There was a horror movie set there, where they got to shoot on site, and got access to places not available to the public
And it has heavy connection to Dante's define comedy
(As above, so below)

PFFFT

Bon3s
let m3 sit with the bones
| will become one of th£m

Sometimes you gotta sing MLP songs when building aquariums in your Minecraft base, sue me

Mother, all three of us know I'm far too autistic to know if someone likes me. They could be actively kissing me and I'd be like "as a friend tho? Right?"

I fell outta my chair when making bread last night, so I feel personally victimized by this flutter (what is it called on Blue sky? It's not a tweet...)

Reminds me of the time you woke up screaming from a nightmare, and my immediate response was to run into your room with a knife and just stand there...

Sowwy

Spoiler it's MEEEEEEEE

You're just lucky you got me out of there before I could convince you to let me buy one of those DVD players that worked in the car. I was two seconds away from getting it.

I do not know how I raised my cat to become a priestess, much less how to get her to stop. She would be so much less anxious if she learned that it's OK WHEN IM NOT IN MY ROOM

LT. reptile reporting for duty

SPINT: Special Interest

IN MY DEFENSE
I was already talking and there was a chicken truck, and you had gotten me really wound up talking about a SPINT of mine.
Sooooooooo Sue me
🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓

Hiya Birdie