"The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command."

Considering the state of the world I spend way too much time worried about if one of my cats is mad at me

Of all the harms the Republican party has done to me making me side with a British prince is the worst

As a person who experiences occasional intrusive thoughts doing taxes is an absolute nightmare. What if I actually did get paid interest for contract work for a foreign government and somehow I've forgotten and now I will surely be audited and thrown in jail forever

Idk guys maybe DEI actually was important because as soon as they got rid of it planes started falling from the sky