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Straight Culture thread GOOOOO
February 4, 2026 at 4:02 AM
Straight Culture thread GOOOOO
Should say "Praegnent"
February 4, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Should say "Praegnent"
Gavin Newsom is a well known and avowed dog fucker. Well, fuck-ee I should say. I've got photos and everything.
February 4, 2026 at 3:59 AM
Gavin Newsom is a well known and avowed dog fucker. Well, fuck-ee I should say. I've got photos and everything.
*SOMETHING* is distressed that's for sure.
February 4, 2026 at 3:53 AM
*SOMETHING* is distressed that's for sure.
Lil scamp absolutely IS in a weather balloon
February 4, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Lil scamp absolutely IS in a weather balloon
Are you calling me a Fed???
February 4, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Are you calling me a Fed???
IT'S UP IT'S UP!!
February 4, 2026 at 2:05 AM
IT'S UP IT'S UP!!
You're thinking of the British Royal Family.
February 4, 2026 at 1:59 AM
You're thinking of the British Royal Family.
They just keep getting better.
February 4, 2026 at 1:58 AM
They just keep getting better.
Making that felt wrong ngl
February 4, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Making that felt wrong ngl
Is that why he broke up like a douche?
February 4, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Is that why he broke up like a douche?
Either way. Big fucking words. No wonder you're fucked in the head.
February 4, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Either way. Big fucking words. No wonder you're fucked in the head.
Big words from someone from Indiana.
February 4, 2026 at 12:28 AM
Big words from someone from Indiana.
Crab Rangoon?
More like
Crabby Raccoon!
More like
Crabby Raccoon!
February 4, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Crab Rangoon?
More like
Crabby Raccoon!
More like
Crabby Raccoon!
They're so bad they've been banned from Reddit *twice*
February 4, 2026 at 12:13 AM
They're so bad they've been banned from Reddit *twice*
Ah. My apologies! We'll publish a correction next issue!
February 3, 2026 at 11:06 PM
Ah. My apologies! We'll publish a correction next issue!