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Poochie
@poochieg.bsky.social
Ragin Cajuns, Saints and Pelicans fan ⚜️ Gardening & sparkling water enthusiast.
I act like I’m okay, but deep down I want to wear basketball jerseys with no under shirt.
June 1, 2025 at 11:51 PM
@probablypepper.bsky.social don’t tell anyone but my Starbucks tumbler actually is full of monster zero ultra.
May 21, 2025 at 8:17 PM
May 21, 2025 at 6:38 PM
MLB sucks so much
May 19, 2025 at 11:31 PM
STOP THE COUNT
December 22, 2024 at 9:17 PM
If you find me unresponsive at my home and see a box of Popeyes biscuits on the table and no drink in sight, look for the letter.
December 22, 2024 at 12:01 AM
I’m ready to create a burner account on facebook to argue with people on.
December 21, 2024 at 12:33 PM
No one:
Me to the kids at daycare when I’m picking up my kid: “Move out the fucking way”
December 20, 2024 at 12:20 PM
Apparently it’s not okay to get your coworker a coupon for a breast augmentation for secret Santa.
December 19, 2024 at 3:33 AM
STOP THE COUNT!
December 19, 2024 at 1:15 AM
December 18, 2024 at 12:00 AM
Bread is just an edible utensil.
December 15, 2024 at 11:03 PM
Going to family holidays before kids: “this is nice”
Going to family holidays with kids: “what the fucking fuck was that??”
December 15, 2024 at 2:02 AM
If you come to house you have to admire my turnip garden, not just look at it. You have to admire it.
December 14, 2024 at 3:50 AM
I FUCKING LOVE WORKING FROM HOME
December 12, 2024 at 1:51 PM
On my next TikTok I’ll be making ozempic from scratch.
December 12, 2024 at 3:56 AM
Ravaged anus
November 29, 2024 at 10:01 PM
I’m a big believer in polygamy. 3 men in a relationship.
November 26, 2024 at 2:28 AM
November 25, 2024 at 12:52 PM
The best part of the night is when I get home and take off my lifts and go from being 6’0 & uncomfortable and go back to 5’9 barefoot & comfortable.
November 25, 2024 at 12:13 PM