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Trump reportedly turned to Matt Gaetz for Attorney General only after failed attempts to resurrect Al Capone from the dead.
“Al would have been perfect for the job,” Trump said, “he was treated so unfairly by the corrupt media and the corrupt DOJ. He would’ve the best guy to clean up the DOJ.”
“Al would have been perfect for the job,” Trump said, “he was treated so unfairly by the corrupt media and the corrupt DOJ. He would’ve the best guy to clean up the DOJ.”
November 13, 2024 at 10:04 PM
Trump reportedly turned to Matt Gaetz for Attorney General only after failed attempts to resurrect Al Capone from the dead.
“Al would have been perfect for the job,” Trump said, “he was treated so unfairly by the corrupt media and the corrupt DOJ. He would’ve the best guy to clean up the DOJ.”
“Al would have been perfect for the job,” Trump said, “he was treated so unfairly by the corrupt media and the corrupt DOJ. He would’ve the best guy to clean up the DOJ.”
Breaking: Trump proposes changing the national currency to dogecoin.
Trump says the move will honor Elon Musk who “should really be considered one of founding fathers of America, like Hamilton.”
Trump says the move will honor Elon Musk who “should really be considered one of founding fathers of America, like Hamilton.”
November 13, 2024 at 2:57 PM
Breaking: Trump proposes changing the national currency to dogecoin.
Trump says the move will honor Elon Musk who “should really be considered one of founding fathers of America, like Hamilton.”
Trump says the move will honor Elon Musk who “should really be considered one of founding fathers of America, like Hamilton.”
DNC recruits leading economists in a new task force to study “working class appeal”. Agenda includes a comparative analysis of 400 years of labor history.
November 13, 2024 at 2:13 PM
DNC recruits leading economists in a new task force to study “working class appeal”. Agenda includes a comparative analysis of 400 years of labor history.
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a pet conspiracy theory to champion.
November 13, 2024 at 1:00 PM
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a pet conspiracy theory to champion.
Following election loss, DNC elites are hard at work designing their own populist candidate.
“Based on a large database of opinion polls, our new prototype candidate will be carefully constructed to speak on issues that truly matter to the average American,” DNC spokesman said.
“Based on a large database of opinion polls, our new prototype candidate will be carefully constructed to speak on issues that truly matter to the average American,” DNC spokesman said.
November 13, 2024 at 10:41 AM
Following election loss, DNC elites are hard at work designing their own populist candidate.
“Based on a large database of opinion polls, our new prototype candidate will be carefully constructed to speak on issues that truly matter to the average American,” DNC spokesman said.
“Based on a large database of opinion polls, our new prototype candidate will be carefully constructed to speak on issues that truly matter to the average American,” DNC spokesman said.
Trump to dance to music for 40 minutes in lieu of an inauguration speech.
Elon Musk has accepted an invitation to jump around the stage for the whole duration.
Elon Musk has accepted an invitation to jump around the stage for the whole duration.
November 13, 2024 at 9:58 AM
Trump to dance to music for 40 minutes in lieu of an inauguration speech.
Elon Musk has accepted an invitation to jump around the stage for the whole duration.
Elon Musk has accepted an invitation to jump around the stage for the whole duration.
Trump supporters complain that JD Vance is too tall for the Jan 6 gallow.
“I wish Trump picked someone shorter. I really don’t want to have to make a new gallow.” One supporter said.
“I wish Trump picked someone shorter. I really don’t want to have to make a new gallow.” One supporter said.
November 13, 2024 at 9:46 AM
Trump supporters complain that JD Vance is too tall for the Jan 6 gallow.
“I wish Trump picked someone shorter. I really don’t want to have to make a new gallow.” One supporter said.
“I wish Trump picked someone shorter. I really don’t want to have to make a new gallow.” One supporter said.
Republicans to restore meritocracy to government hiring with rigorous examination of loyalty to Trump.
“The age of DEI is over. America deserves the smartest most hard-working Trump boot-licker we can get,” RNC spokesman said.
“The age of DEI is over. America deserves the smartest most hard-working Trump boot-licker we can get,” RNC spokesman said.
November 13, 2024 at 9:24 AM
Republicans to restore meritocracy to government hiring with rigorous examination of loyalty to Trump.
“The age of DEI is over. America deserves the smartest most hard-working Trump boot-licker we can get,” RNC spokesman said.
“The age of DEI is over. America deserves the smartest most hard-working Trump boot-licker we can get,” RNC spokesman said.