Ponythan Ong
@ponythanong.bsky.social
Just your average horse enthusiast who has beef with a certain musician trying to sully the Ong name.
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Ponythan Ong
@ponythanong.bsky.social
· Nov 18
MC HoofTuah is my favourite rapper, you can follow him for all the hip-hop drama @jonathanong.bsky.social
If they did that, topping such a feat would be incredibly Toph
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Grace-fully, they didn't paint themselves into that corner.
Pic unrelated.
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Grace-fully, they didn't paint themselves into that corner.
Pic unrelated.
September 6, 2025 at 4:07 PM
If they did that, topping such a feat would be incredibly Toph
er...
Grace-fully, they didn't paint themselves into that corner.
Pic unrelated.
er...
Grace-fully, they didn't paint themselves into that corner.
Pic unrelated.
Someone needs to find a way to prevent Umamusume: Pretty Derby being mainlined into my veins. I have lost all purpose.
July 21, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Someone needs to find a way to prevent Umamusume: Pretty Derby being mainlined into my veins. I have lost all purpose.
Today @jonathanong.bsky.social played Fat Bottom Girls. My favourite Fat Bottom Girl is Margaret Thatcher. Not because she had a nice dumpy, but because she resides in the bottom layer of hell, where she once came from. Definitely a girl many loved watching her leave.
July 11, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Today @jonathanong.bsky.social played Fat Bottom Girls. My favourite Fat Bottom Girl is Margaret Thatcher. Not because she had a nice dumpy, but because she resides in the bottom layer of hell, where she once came from. Definitely a girl many loved watching her leave.
If you need a taste of the high life DON'T try eating the soil atop your nearest mountain, it's not worth the price of fixing your gut bacteria.
March 17, 2025 at 9:29 AM
If you need a taste of the high life DON'T try eating the soil atop your nearest mountain, it's not worth the price of fixing your gut bacteria.
Reposted by Ponythan Ong
Thought-canceling headphones
March 11, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Thought-canceling headphones
Happy @jonathanong.bsky.social day everyone; may you all be cursed with the existential fear of being associated with ponies.
a woman is riding on the back of a pink horse
Alt: a woman is riding on the back of a large pink horse as stageshow lights flash the author of this post wishes deeply that it was Jonathan, but sadly it is not.
media.tenor.com
March 10, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Happy @jonathanong.bsky.social day everyone; may you all be cursed with the existential fear of being associated with ponies.
I bruised my pointy finger liking piano tutorial thirst traps too hard and now fingy no worky 😖 how I supposed to learn Three Blind mice now?? 😫
March 10, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I bruised my pointy finger liking piano tutorial thirst traps too hard and now fingy no worky 😖 how I supposed to learn Three Blind mice now?? 😫
MLM is the noise I make when I lick ice-cream. That's it. That's the punchline. Please clap.
March 7, 2025 at 8:59 PM
MLM is the noise I make when I lick ice-cream. That's it. That's the punchline. Please clap.
Why did the algorithm recommend this to me?
youtu.be/G2EBUMotwAk
By the way, I got a brand deal to promote this really cool MLM, more info coming tomorrow.
youtu.be/G2EBUMotwAk
By the way, I got a brand deal to promote this really cool MLM, more info coming tomorrow.
When Gimmick Accounts Crash Out
YouTube video by Izzzyzzz
youtu.be
March 6, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Why did the algorithm recommend this to me?
youtu.be/G2EBUMotwAk
By the way, I got a brand deal to promote this really cool MLM, more info coming tomorrow.
youtu.be/G2EBUMotwAk
By the way, I got a brand deal to promote this really cool MLM, more info coming tomorrow.
Yo wait horses aren't just donkeys but with a new coat of paint?
March 5, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Yo wait horses aren't just donkeys but with a new coat of paint?
I miss being ignorant about how wonderful I am. It's a burden, but I manage to bear the cross for you guys.
March 4, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I miss being ignorant about how wonderful I am. It's a burden, but I manage to bear the cross for you guys.
Me when the baker finds me asleep on the bakery floor surrounded by half-eaten danishes and the window smashed: I warned you this would happen Gerald.
March 2, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Me when the baker finds me asleep on the bakery floor surrounded by half-eaten danishes and the window smashed: I warned you this would happen Gerald.
Happy to read that Twitch is planning more or less to make affillyate-ship and monetization possible earlier out the gate.
I welcome all fillies. Let the filly stampede consume the platform!!
I welcome all fillies. Let the filly stampede consume the platform!!
February 28, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Happy to read that Twitch is planning more or less to make affillyate-ship and monetization possible earlier out the gate.
I welcome all fillies. Let the filly stampede consume the platform!!
I welcome all fillies. Let the filly stampede consume the platform!!
me when mum gets the wrong flavour of chicken tendies
So today I almost broke my toe.
I'd share a picture, but I'm not sure sharing a picture of a bruised toe is going to make anyone have a better day. 😆
Instead I'll just share this GIF to show in cartoon form the level of pain upon hitting the toe earlier today.
I'd share a picture, but I'm not sure sharing a picture of a bruised toe is going to make anyone have a better day. 😆
Instead I'll just share this GIF to show in cartoon form the level of pain upon hitting the toe earlier today.
a cartoon drawing of hades from hercules with blue flames coming out of his hair
ALT: a cartoon drawing of hades from hercules with blue flames coming out of his hair
media.tenor.com
December 24, 2024 at 3:12 AM
me when mum gets the wrong flavour of chicken tendies
Reposted by Ponythan Ong
December 23, 2024 at 2:36 PM
When you think about it
December 19, 2024 at 3:52 AM
When you think about it
I think I would make a great motivational speaker, I love speaking and have motivation to post on bluesky. People should listen to me for those reasons 'cause if those are not transferable skills I don't know what is.
December 13, 2024 at 12:11 AM
I think I would make a great motivational speaker, I love speaking and have motivation to post on bluesky. People should listen to me for those reasons 'cause if those are not transferable skills I don't know what is.
I keep on wanting to write a creepypasta but I'm too scared of the fame.
December 12, 2024 at 3:19 AM
I keep on wanting to write a creepypasta but I'm too scared of the fame.
Do The Arctic Monkeys have to pay Eddie Murphy residuals every time they perform "I'm a believer" or do they pay Dreamworks who commissioned the donkey to sing the song?
December 11, 2024 at 7:47 PM
Do The Arctic Monkeys have to pay Eddie Murphy residuals every time they perform "I'm a believer" or do they pay Dreamworks who commissioned the donkey to sing the song?
Why does a bouquet need to be flowers, can't it be a boquet of rats? Nothing more romantic than a rat king to present to your loved one.
December 8, 2024 at 11:22 PM
Why does a bouquet need to be flowers, can't it be a boquet of rats? Nothing more romantic than a rat king to present to your loved one.
I'm tired of eating my skin once my shedding is complete.
December 7, 2024 at 12:05 AM
I'm tired of eating my skin once my shedding is complete.
I'm blaming the mouse that lives in my pantry for the credit card charges for Masterclass. Everyone knows I don't like self improvement so surely the bank will let me dispute it.
December 5, 2024 at 11:42 PM
I'm blaming the mouse that lives in my pantry for the credit card charges for Masterclass. Everyone knows I don't like self improvement so surely the bank will let me dispute it.
My mind is like Microsoft Edge because it's so sharp and speedy.
Today I learned my mind is an internet browser and everything makes more sense.
December 3, 2024 at 8:30 PM
My mind is like Microsoft Edge because it's so sharp and speedy.
Reposted by Ponythan Ong
December 3, 2024 at 3:48 PM