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Just going to leave it there.
A post from the person "charloh.online" that has been screen chopped to say "when most people say dinner was a rousing"
November 14, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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Alt text is great for everyone.
A four panel comic. I don't know the author. Top panel, a white cis dude yells "I KNEW IT!" while kicking in the door with his white tube socked foot. The view shows a white hand playing silksong on a Nintendo switch. Panel two, yelly guy holds up his phone and says "look, the news says you're in a TRANS DEATH CULT" and his phone says "TRANS BAD" Panel 3, his eyes narrow and he says "I always knew you were a TERRORIST" panel four, there's someone lying on a bed. They have a face cream mask and there is a bag of cool ranch doritos. The switch has a Snoopy and kiki sticker, and a trans heart. There is a poster for shadow of the colossus and army of darkness On the wall. They're frowning and their eyes look like they're saying "what now" Protect trans people. Call out transphobes.
September 26, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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Picture of celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay looking down and it says "finally Some civilised fucking behaviour "
September 13, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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This labeler never misses
Jay, the CEO of blue sky, follows Matthew yglesias, a notable cunt who "just asks questions" about trans things. As noted by the labeler. This labeler wins hard
September 13, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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My goofy ass
Karen Gillan as Amy Pond from doctor who. She's looking upward while using a torch also pointed upward. There's a window behind her, and her face is covered with hash marks. She looks concerned and or a little shocked by something
September 10, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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I got my copy of Katabasis by Rebecca Kuang today and it came with a bookmark and

Look at the subtle off-gold ink. The tasteful raised lettering. Oh my god... it even has pentagrams.
A bookmark labeled katabadis in raised gold lettering in front of the similarly titled book. It's very nice The back of the same bookmark. It has three different pentagram symbols and says "when it came down to it, magick, was a wish, a prayer, and a little, anchoring fiction"
August 27, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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Me, who hasn't played one in decades :
Marge Simpson holding a potato, I guess "I just like the pictures"
August 25, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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Labelers never miss.
A shit comic made by a clanker (ai) with misspellings out of the screenshot. It's a picture of a red truck with à trump supporter being carried by a blue truck labeled blue States. Then the pontiff (me) responding saying "delete this ai trash" Then some knob with labeler tags for "Brianna wu follower" and "JD vance follower" responding with "it's great art. You're gonna have to réalise that ai is here to stay whether you like it or not. I'm sorry but that's the simple truth. We're all going to have to adjust in major major ways" Labelers never miss.
August 24, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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Picture of a man looking pretty frazzled and dialing his cell phone. "My therapist calling his therapist the second I leave his office"
August 23, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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A tweet by Kumail Nanjiani "He's just so stupid. He's so breathtakingly stupid that the above statement is all it takes for every person reading this to know exactly who I'm talking about."
August 23, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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This gets me every time
Two Tweets, the first says "can't believe I've lived far enough into the futur to learn the first slur for robots" and it's quote Tweeting one that says "when u call customer support and a clanker picks up" and it shows that même picture of that football coach removing his headset and looking away in disgust. Fuck them clankers tho, for real
August 13, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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This is how capitalism captures you. Imaginé biking to the park for a picnic instead!
A single panel meme. The top says "stop normalizing the grind" and the bottom says "and normalize whatever this is" The image is of a giant cartoon bed with a dozen cute mice in color matched pajamas jumping up and down and having little tiny pillow fights.
August 10, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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I know posters who don't use alt text and they're all cowards
Picture of guy speaking somewhat forcefully. "I know writers who use subtext and they're all cowards."
August 1, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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Two panel même. Top panel shows a suspicious goose, asking "how many times was his name redacted?" The bottom panel shows the goose chasing someone away. The goose is shouting "HOW MANY TIMES, MOTHERFUCKER?" at the FBI
August 1, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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Two panel même. Top panel shows a suspicious goose, asking "how many times was his name redacted?" The bottom panel shows the goose chasing someone away. The goose is shouting "HOW MANY TIMES, MOTHERFUCKER?" at the FBI
August 1, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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Shout out to Dave Bautista
The actor Dave Bautista, wearing a hat, shades, and a pair of heavily tattooed muscled arms. His blue T-shirt says BE YOU under a rainbow. Dave is an ally and more men need to be like Dave.
July 20, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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Two panel comic. In the top left, there's a emaciated wojack and in the top right, the bearded guy. Mr beard says "do push-ups every time a conservative turns out to be a pedophile" In the bottom panel, it's labeled day 1 and Mr beard is wide eyed in astonishment because wojack is jacked af.
July 13, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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Reskeeting with alt text
À two panel même of captain Barbossa from the first pirates of the Caribbean movie. Panel one: captain is talking to you. "you best start believing in climate change..." Panel two, the captain has been revealed as his skeleton self "because the company insuring your home does"
June 19, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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Never misses
À previous post of mine saying "the great Atlantic garbage patch", referring to the useless rag magazine the Atlantic
June 16, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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Reskeeting with alt text because... come on.
À baseball team logo for the oystercatchers. An oystercatcher is a type of bird, whose caricature is lightly seen in the background. There's an orange baseball glove on the foreground, with an oyster shell with a baseball instead of a pearl in it. The whole image can be described as vaginal. Like... There's no other way to describe it. That's a vagina.
June 13, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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4 panel même of wrestler ref guy. First panel, he's looking off to the left, curious. Second, he's excited and about to say something. Third, he's leaning back in his chair, breathing out heavily due to excitement Finally, the panel is red and he's got glowing eyes and his mouth is agape in wonder. Shiv watching the debate is this guy
June 13, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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Happy pride!
À pride flag on a light pole. Happy pride everyone!
June 11, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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SpongeBob in mocking pose "dick schoof weel remeen een ein caretakker capaceitee" Fucking unserious ass language, Dutch
June 4, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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Need to see a lot more immediate and visceral hate of Ai products, but yes, this.
Three panel comic. First panel, someone is riding a bike and carrying a stick. It says "product everyone likes" Second panel shows the person sticking the stick into the spokes of the front wheel. It's labeled "adding ai" Third panel shows the person injured after falling off the bike because of aforementioned stick in the spokes. "why does everyone hate us now"
May 21, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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Did you know that you can just go to your bookstore and pick up a copy of Wild Faith by @swordsjew.bsky.social and learn a whole lot? It's true!
I bet your library might have a copy, or if they don't, you could ask if they could get one. Support authors!
À picture of a book, as noted in the post
April 25, 2025 at 1:05 AM