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Carl Payne
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Retired but not tired
Resting in Fremantle
Lefty since waking at age 20
November 20, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Who knew the dwawf Cousin It, sitting between its bigger brothers, would be the perfect pillow for Moosy’s afternoon nap?!
November 18, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Under that innocuous little mushroom is a cathedral………
November 18, 2025 at 6:24 AM
We cheated, went to our local Vietnamese cafe again.

Lazy buggers R Us
November 9, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Sometimes there’s not much better than spicy beef soup at your local Vietnamese cafe…….
November 8, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Cleaned out my gutters today. First time for over 2 years.

I filled this 60 litre container with yummy compost.

Not sure whether to be embarrassed by my poor home maintenance efforts; or delighted by my earthworm-rich soil conditioner?? 🤔 😂
November 5, 2025 at 5:54 AM
This one is stomach-churning…….😖
October 30, 2025 at 6:32 AM
I’ve already written the song. Got 27 weeks to edit…….!!!🤔😎
October 29, 2025 at 7:33 AM
In 2002, Netanyahu described his view on how liberal, progressive, decent, ethical, community-minded Americans must now act, in the face of Trump Terror.
October 26, 2025 at 1:37 AM
On a quiet Saturday arvo, we’re trying to guess what you had in your left hand…….
October 11, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Is this the face of a contented, optimistic, empathetic man?

Does his name - Kilmeade - reflect his views?

Poor lost soul……..
September 14, 2025 at 1:00 AM
This Sewell non-entity was born in NZ. (He’s the one with the furry caterpillar crawling over his top lip)

He’s a great fan of banning immigration.

Let’s give him his dream and return him to NZ.
September 2, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Yes, this T shirt could quite easily read “I’m a better Christian than many leading the Christian churches and I’m an atheist”……..
August 25, 2025 at 12:02 AM
The extent of Outback might be arguable. This map defines a huge area as Outback, including many Pilbara settlements that the inhabitants might not regards as such.

I reckon it’s a moving target……..👍🏼
July 12, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Farming country 300km north-east of Perth. Probably not really “outback”……
July 12, 2025 at 4:54 AM
July 11, 2025 at 4:52 PM
The camera has given us many memorable images

Beautiful, tragic, breathtaking, shocking

This photograph is as shameful as any I have seen………

How is it possible that this Chump is now US President?! 😳
July 7, 2025 at 2:54 PM
June 30, 2025 at 1:36 PM
There’s under-utilised infrastructure all over the world.

A quick search reveals many bridges that are easily and dramatically converted into guillotines…….
June 29, 2025 at 2:07 PM
June 18, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Holiday snap. Just because…….

“Man with Cushion on Head”……..
June 12, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Israeli govt ministers Itamar Ben-Gvir (left) and Bezalel Smotrich.

Amongst all the others, I look forward to seeing these two evil clowns in The Hague.

The sooner, the better.
June 11, 2025 at 9:10 AM
From time to time, as they are currently doing, the war cries ring out:

“Look out for China, they wanna rule the world!”

This is when I take a look at the US bases scattered around the globe, bordering Russia and China.

Dominating Europe and the pacific region.

Our bias blinds us……
June 7, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Currently overseas on a Covid-postponed holiday, I’ve been watching the election outcomes - apart from the Greens results - with relief.

These 2 photos have tickled me.

Ms Norman looking shocked; and a pre-result pic of 2 child-scaring monsters now banished & gone.
May 4, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Exactly Rick…….
April 10, 2025 at 7:31 AM