And nobody believes me when I tell them there's an entire chapter of Moby-Dick devoted to sperm jokes.

Well there was one survivor, or else we'd have never gotten the story...

You put the rum IN the ginger-jub and add a twist of lime!

Our revenge is never over

And how!

"Sea lioning"

Will they be playing for the Enlightened team?

Sometimes friends screw up.

BRB need to get my hands on a Moby Butt

I feel the same way about April Fools day as I do about playing "traitor" games like Among Us and Werewolf. I understand the appeal, but I have a lot of trouble putting myself in the head space of pretending to betray people I like

Honk! Honk!

I'm incredibly disappointed to learn you voted to censure Al Green. Washington voters deserve better than the use of decorum as a shield to uphold lies and fascism. Do better.

Today's Special! AKA adventures of the department store graveyard shift

Well, you'd still be boiling the ocean...