Thomas
@poncespawn.bsky.social
The other places were bad places
I am willing to take that extra step
November 5, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I am willing to take that extra step
How does one abuse SNAP? If you do something illegal, yeah that’s bad but mostly I’m losing $450 to the household. I take care of when SNAP goes out this month. Real people.
October 31, 2025 at 2:18 AM
How does one abuse SNAP? If you do something illegal, yeah that’s bad but mostly I’m losing $450 to the household. I take care of when SNAP goes out this month. Real people.
INSANE CLOWN POSSE FIELDAY!
(for edutainment purposes only)
(for edutainment purposes only)
October 6, 2025 at 7:18 PM
INSANE CLOWN POSSE FIELDAY!
(for edutainment purposes only)
(for edutainment purposes only)
Republican take, “she observed his handgun and firearm magazine, did she? Hmmm..”
July 11, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Republican take, “she observed his handgun and firearm magazine, did she? Hmmm..”
Although I do have suspicions about Lois
July 11, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Although I do have suspicions about Lois
Can’t have a sour milk jug
June 30, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Can’t have a sour milk jug
Mermaids and monkeys, who could lose with that lineup
June 21, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Mermaids and monkeys, who could lose with that lineup
On a clear day, you can see forever
June 12, 2025 at 8:04 AM
On a clear day, you can see forever
But mah balls would fall completely out mah ass if ah didn’t
June 4, 2025 at 7:18 PM
But mah balls would fall completely out mah ass if ah didn’t
Thank you and pardon for your pain, but it’s very nice to hear of a normal nightmare outside of all the horrendous nightmares that are abnormal
June 4, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Thank you and pardon for your pain, but it’s very nice to hear of a normal nightmare outside of all the horrendous nightmares that are abnormal
“Misery loves company” does not begin to encapsulate our dire circumstances
May 31, 2025 at 2:17 AM
“Misery loves company” does not begin to encapsulate our dire circumstances
Like I always have worn masks since 1980s when I noticed that the very smart and wealthy and educated Asian women wore masks and gloves to go to the supermarket and hey, they know something and I am a guy who would wear a mask and got my vaccinations and I’ve never had Covid. Maybe a fluke
May 28, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Like I always have worn masks since 1980s when I noticed that the very smart and wealthy and educated Asian women wore masks and gloves to go to the supermarket and hey, they know something and I am a guy who would wear a mask and got my vaccinations and I’ve never had Covid. Maybe a fluke
Some unnameable national security threat > little girls being sexually molested. At least it isn’t female genital circumcition. Fuck, where’s my drink…
May 28, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Some unnameable national security threat > little girls being sexually molested. At least it isn’t female genital circumcition. Fuck, where’s my drink…
The dog is always relevant
May 24, 2025 at 12:35 PM
The dog is always relevant
I love the fact that real world business acumen involves bankruptcy and failed businesses
May 24, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I love the fact that real world business acumen involves bankruptcy and failed businesses
Oh yeah sleep is the best, and I have control of my dreams so when it gets really freaky, I can say oh this is just a dream and then I wake up and there are no monsters or traffic tickets
May 24, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Oh yeah sleep is the best, and I have control of my dreams so when it gets really freaky, I can say oh this is just a dream and then I wake up and there are no monsters or traffic tickets
Nothing good ever happens after 2 AM
May 24, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Nothing good ever happens after 2 AM
Who’s judging our T levels anyway? I mean it’s not Jesus. Is it chums from school? Is there a database keeping up with it? “Your masculinity was found to be insufficient, which of course will go into the Lambs Book of Life and also Nextdoor…”
May 21, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Who’s judging our T levels anyway? I mean it’s not Jesus. Is it chums from school? Is there a database keeping up with it? “Your masculinity was found to be insufficient, which of course will go into the Lambs Book of Life and also Nextdoor…”
Her tramp stamp (trump stump?) says “i caint even spell SAT”
May 14, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Her tramp stamp (trump stump?) says “i caint even spell SAT”
I know there’s nothing like a three minute clip from a Judge Judy show or whatever that proves someone should be tried found guilty and executed by the police within a few minutes
May 14, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I know there’s nothing like a three minute clip from a Judge Judy show or whatever that proves someone should be tried found guilty and executed by the police within a few minutes