This is when I was a little samurai

@bsky.app

Why did the samurai refuse to fight under the blue sky?

Because he didn’t want to be caught off “guard” in the daylight!

Why don't samurai ever lose at hide and seek?

Because they always samu-rye to the occasion!

#dadjoke

Why did the samurai buy an old sword?

*Because he wanted to get a slice of history!*

#dadjoke

I cut a huge peach and share it with my friends 🍑
Samurai also can cut a peach

I AM A SAMURAI FROM JAPAN🇯🇵