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@polyvinylchloride.bsky.social
I’ll never forgive Twitter for Bootstrap.
Using ChatGPT Atlas is like watching a Roomba try and use the internet.
December 26, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Using ChatGPT Atlas is like watching a Roomba try and use the internet.
I spent my whole life avoiding the noid when I should have been confronting him head on.
December 9, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I spent my whole life avoiding the noid when I should have been confronting him head on.
I want everyone reading this to know I would never take my own life. The Replacements are overrated by a large margin.
November 24, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I want everyone reading this to know I would never take my own life. The Replacements are overrated by a large margin.
If you’re ever in Napa you 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 to visit their auto parts store.
November 20, 2025 at 8:44 PM
If you’re ever in Napa you 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 to visit their auto parts store.
Person 1: What’s up, dog?
Person 2: The smell that we are currently smelling.
Person 2: The smell that we are currently smelling.
November 8, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Person 1: What’s up, dog?
Person 2: The smell that we are currently smelling.
Person 2: The smell that we are currently smelling.
It’s no longer a compliment to tell a coworker “you’re a rockstar”. Instead say, “Great job on that project. You’re a sought after producer.”
October 17, 2025 at 2:27 AM
It’s no longer a compliment to tell a coworker “you’re a rockstar”. Instead say, “Great job on that project. You’re a sought after producer.”
Quick drug review: OKaine.
August 26, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Quick drug review: OKaine.
Quick drug review: HeroWIN.
August 26, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Quick drug review: HeroWIN.
Quick drug review: Crystal MEH.
August 26, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Quick drug review: Crystal MEH.
I’d like to cohabitate with a synonym girl.
June 9, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I’d like to cohabitate with a synonym girl.
May the 14th be with you.
May 14, 2025 at 4:47 PM
May the 14th be with you.
I’m probably about a week late on this joke, but after Van Hollen goes to El Salvador he should go to Panama. Pan-a-mah-haw-haw-haw-haw-haw.
April 18, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I’m probably about a week late on this joke, but after Van Hollen goes to El Salvador he should go to Panama. Pan-a-mah-haw-haw-haw-haw-haw.
I used to regret the past and worry about the future. I think I’ve finally learned to dread the present.
April 5, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I used to regret the past and worry about the future. I think I’ve finally learned to dread the present.
When it comes to my children, I do not settle; it’s only the highest fructose corn syrup for them.
March 25, 2025 at 11:38 AM
When it comes to my children, I do not settle; it’s only the highest fructose corn syrup for them.
@jimmyfallon.bsky.social You ever call it “fallontines day”. If not, accept my free pun.
February 14, 2025 at 1:04 PM
@jimmyfallon.bsky.social You ever call it “fallontines day”. If not, accept my free pun.
Guy 1: Is this funeral going to be open casket?
Guy 2: Remains to be seen.
Guy 2: Remains to be seen.
January 11, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Guy 1: Is this funeral going to be open casket?
Guy 2: Remains to be seen.
Guy 2: Remains to be seen.
Things that are funny in a British accent: 10-4 Good Buddy.
January 1, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Things that are funny in a British accent: 10-4 Good Buddy.
My father used to sing, “Jingle bells, shotgun shells, Santa’s full of holes.”
December 25, 2024 at 2:18 PM
My father used to sing, “Jingle bells, shotgun shells, Santa’s full of holes.”
I think we get desensitized to these things but it's important to take time out of your day to acknowledge how large Dagwood's sandwiches were.
December 10, 2024 at 7:30 PM
I think we get desensitized to these things but it's important to take time out of your day to acknowledge how large Dagwood's sandwiches were.
Favorite Christmas movie? Don’t Tell Mom the Christmas Babysitter is Dead
November 27, 2024 at 4:49 AM
Favorite Christmas movie? Don’t Tell Mom the Christmas Babysitter is Dead
Who’s funding Mystery Inc.?
November 18, 2024 at 2:53 PM
Who’s funding Mystery Inc.?
The exit polling speaks for itself. The people who voted for Trump would prefer to be electrocuted, and the people who voted for Harris would prefer to be eaten by sharks. It’s death by electrocution vs. shark, stupid.
November 14, 2024 at 6:55 PM
The exit polling speaks for itself. The people who voted for Trump would prefer to be electrocuted, and the people who voted for Harris would prefer to be eaten by sharks. It’s death by electrocution vs. shark, stupid.