If this looks appetizing to you we can't be friends. Pepperoni is a sin against all good food in the world. Its an imposter, trying to blend in with the great sausage while being the knockoff from alibaba. No one should eat this disgusting excuse of a food.

Casual racism from my family members.

Thom Yorke writing a song for a Romeo and Juliet film be like:

I'm sick and tired of all the politics. Fuck you all I'm headed towards Minecraft