Polyphemus Jones
@polyphemusjones.bsky.social
Teacher, author, poet, gourmand, philosopher, Iconoclast, political junkie, chef, drinker of fermented beverages, and critic of everything.
Steven Miller is a Nazi punk
With threats against those who dissent
Spewing nothing but fascist bunk
As he spouts lies and excrement
A once proud nation no longer exists
Now is ruled by white supremisists
With threats against those who dissent
Spewing nothing but fascist bunk
As he spouts lies and excrement
A once proud nation no longer exists
Now is ruled by white supremisists
October 6, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Steven Miller is a Nazi punk
With threats against those who dissent
Spewing nothing but fascist bunk
As he spouts lies and excrement
A once proud nation no longer exists
Now is ruled by white supremisists
With threats against those who dissent
Spewing nothing but fascist bunk
As he spouts lies and excrement
A once proud nation no longer exists
Now is ruled by white supremisists
Tons of stories about small businesses
Going bankrupt via Crazypants’ duties
But his contributors will be witnesses
When they reveal corruption trial beauties
This is the most corrupt administration
He even lies about the price of 🥓
Going bankrupt via Crazypants’ duties
But his contributors will be witnesses
When they reveal corruption trial beauties
This is the most corrupt administration
He even lies about the price of 🥓
August 10, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Tons of stories about small businesses
Going bankrupt via Crazypants’ duties
But his contributors will be witnesses
When they reveal corruption trial beauties
This is the most corrupt administration
He even lies about the price of 🥓
Going bankrupt via Crazypants’ duties
But his contributors will be witnesses
When they reveal corruption trial beauties
This is the most corrupt administration
He even lies about the price of 🥓
Putin isn’t afraid of President TACO.
He knows Crazypants is still his bitch
The sanctions were always a no go
Thinking he’d actually impose them is rich
He has been on Putin’s payroll for years
That Russian money erasing bankruptcy fears
He knows Crazypants is still his bitch
The sanctions were always a no go
Thinking he’d actually impose them is rich
He has been on Putin’s payroll for years
That Russian money erasing bankruptcy fears
August 8, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Putin isn’t afraid of President TACO.
He knows Crazypants is still his bitch
The sanctions were always a no go
Thinking he’d actually impose them is rich
He has been on Putin’s payroll for years
That Russian money erasing bankruptcy fears
He knows Crazypants is still his bitch
The sanctions were always a no go
Thinking he’d actually impose them is rich
He has been on Putin’s payroll for years
That Russian money erasing bankruptcy fears
Crazypants and Epenstein were bruvs
And Epenstein tried to remain discrete
Because he kept a harem of underage muffs
That he and Crazypants fucked complete
Now Crazypants insists that none of it is real
While he keeps all the red flags under seal
And Epenstein tried to remain discrete
Because he kept a harem of underage muffs
That he and Crazypants fucked complete
Now Crazypants insists that none of it is real
While he keeps all the red flags under seal
July 23, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Crazypants and Epenstein were bruvs
And Epenstein tried to remain discrete
Because he kept a harem of underage muffs
That he and Crazypants fucked complete
Now Crazypants insists that none of it is real
While he keeps all the red flags under seal
And Epenstein tried to remain discrete
Because he kept a harem of underage muffs
That he and Crazypants fucked complete
Now Crazypants insists that none of it is real
While he keeps all the red flags under seal
Suddenly there is no Epstein client list
Because innocent punters risk exposure
So all the files on Epstein no longer exist
Because Crazypants name is all over
DA Blondi will lie about the loss
To hide her guilty, rapist boss
Because innocent punters risk exposure
So all the files on Epstein no longer exist
Because Crazypants name is all over
DA Blondi will lie about the loss
To hide her guilty, rapist boss
July 7, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Suddenly there is no Epstein client list
Because innocent punters risk exposure
So all the files on Epstein no longer exist
Because Crazypants name is all over
DA Blondi will lie about the loss
To hide her guilty, rapist boss
Because innocent punters risk exposure
So all the files on Epstein no longer exist
Because Crazypants name is all over
DA Blondi will lie about the loss
To hide her guilty, rapist boss
I’m sorry your daughters had to die
But Crazypants needed his taxes relaxed
So the weather service was cut like pie
And all the forecasters were sacked
So the weather forecast may be manure
Fear not, the 1%’s tax cuts are secure
But Crazypants needed his taxes relaxed
So the weather service was cut like pie
And all the forecasters were sacked
So the weather forecast may be manure
Fear not, the 1%’s tax cuts are secure
July 6, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I’m sorry your daughters had to die
But Crazypants needed his taxes relaxed
So the weather service was cut like pie
And all the forecasters were sacked
So the weather forecast may be manure
Fear not, the 1%’s tax cuts are secure
But Crazypants needed his taxes relaxed
So the weather service was cut like pie
And all the forecasters were sacked
So the weather forecast may be manure
Fear not, the 1%’s tax cuts are secure
Reposted by Polyphemus Jones
He's worse than just a draft-dodger, Trump has genuine disdain for our uniformed soldiers.
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April 8, 2025 at 12:02 PM
He's worse than just a draft-dodger, Trump has genuine disdain for our uniformed soldiers.
Whatever happens in the new Orwellian nightmare we find ourselves living in we must remember the lessons of Ghandi and Martin Luther King Jr. Both fought oppressive systems using doctrine of non-violence and won. If we can remember their lessons victory will be ours.
February 26, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Whatever happens in the new Orwellian nightmare we find ourselves living in we must remember the lessons of Ghandi and Martin Luther King Jr. Both fought oppressive systems using doctrine of non-violence and won. If we can remember their lessons victory will be ours.
In cooking carmelization is using heat to break down surgar into carmel flavor compounds. Charring is using heat to oxidize the carbon. Two different chemical reactions.
February 26, 2025 at 4:42 AM
In cooking carmelization is using heat to break down surgar into carmel flavor compounds. Charring is using heat to oxidize the carbon. Two different chemical reactions.
One of the great things about America is that two people can disagree with each other about everything and both be patriots. Freedom of speech is fundemental to our country and Constitution and though things may get spicy from time to time, we all agree to defend that right.
February 25, 2025 at 8:26 PM
One of the great things about America is that two people can disagree with each other about everything and both be patriots. Freedom of speech is fundemental to our country and Constitution and though things may get spicy from time to time, we all agree to defend that right.
The secret is safe with the DOGEs
About who is really in charge
But what nobody seems to knows is
That the blowback will be large
Elmo has bought a constitutional crisis
A dangerous purchase as patriotism rises
About who is really in charge
But what nobody seems to knows is
That the blowback will be large
Elmo has bought a constitutional crisis
A dangerous purchase as patriotism rises
February 25, 2025 at 8:23 PM
The secret is safe with the DOGEs
About who is really in charge
But what nobody seems to knows is
That the blowback will be large
Elmo has bought a constitutional crisis
A dangerous purchase as patriotism rises
About who is really in charge
But what nobody seems to knows is
That the blowback will be large
Elmo has bought a constitutional crisis
A dangerous purchase as patriotism rises
Reposted by Polyphemus Jones
Sexual assault is not a crime to these idiots, its a prerequisite.
February 24, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Sexual assault is not a crime to these idiots, its a prerequisite.
Here now is today's moment of hypocrisy: When the election was approaching and Trump was under indictment. He complained that it was unfair because he was only being prosecuted because he was a Republican presidential candidate. Now after his election a Republican (1/3)
February 25, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Here now is today's moment of hypocrisy: When the election was approaching and Trump was under indictment. He complained that it was unfair because he was only being prosecuted because he was a Republican presidential candidate. Now after his election a Republican (1/3)
We all know Crazypants is Putin’s bitch.
He has been taking Russian money for years
The KGB recruited him and made him rich
And now to help them he volunteers
Ronald Reagan may be rolling in his grave
The once mighty GOP is now Russia’s slave
He has been taking Russian money for years
The KGB recruited him and made him rich
And now to help them he volunteers
Ronald Reagan may be rolling in his grave
The once mighty GOP is now Russia’s slave
February 22, 2025 at 1:51 PM
We all know Crazypants is Putin’s bitch.
He has been taking Russian money for years
The KGB recruited him and made him rich
And now to help them he volunteers
Ronald Reagan may be rolling in his grave
The once mighty GOP is now Russia’s slave
He has been taking Russian money for years
The KGB recruited him and made him rich
And now to help them he volunteers
Ronald Reagan may be rolling in his grave
The once mighty GOP is now Russia’s slave
Sacking the National Nuclear Safety Administration
Is the latest show that DOGE is whack
Thursday they were given their separation
Friday they all had to be hired back
When you are given a big hammer to pound
Suddenly there are a lot of things to smash around
Is the latest show that DOGE is whack
Thursday they were given their separation
Friday they all had to be hired back
When you are given a big hammer to pound
Suddenly there are a lot of things to smash around
February 15, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Sacking the National Nuclear Safety Administration
Is the latest show that DOGE is whack
Thursday they were given their separation
Friday they all had to be hired back
When you are given a big hammer to pound
Suddenly there are a lot of things to smash around
Is the latest show that DOGE is whack
Thursday they were given their separation
Friday they all had to be hired back
When you are given a big hammer to pound
Suddenly there are a lot of things to smash around
An oligarch is running our government
Captain Crazypants is to smile to know
What goes on is beyond his judgement
So Elmo just runs the show
And now our Oval Office occupants
Is a dotard with shit in his pants
Captain Crazypants is to smile to know
What goes on is beyond his judgement
So Elmo just runs the show
And now our Oval Office occupants
Is a dotard with shit in his pants
February 6, 2025 at 12:21 AM
An oligarch is running our government
Captain Crazypants is to smile to know
What goes on is beyond his judgement
So Elmo just runs the show
And now our Oval Office occupants
Is a dotard with shit in his pants
Captain Crazypants is to smile to know
What goes on is beyond his judgement
So Elmo just runs the show
And now our Oval Office occupants
Is a dotard with shit in his pants
Where in the Constitution does it say
That Elmo gets to control the purse strings
Who needs Congress anymore today
As we got an oligarch to decide things
Don’t like an agency like USAID
His minions will make it go away
That Elmo gets to control the purse strings
Who needs Congress anymore today
As we got an oligarch to decide things
Don’t like an agency like USAID
His minions will make it go away
February 3, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Where in the Constitution does it say
That Elmo gets to control the purse strings
Who needs Congress anymore today
As we got an oligarch to decide things
Don’t like an agency like USAID
His minions will make it go away
That Elmo gets to control the purse strings
Who needs Congress anymore today
As we got an oligarch to decide things
Don’t like an agency like USAID
His minions will make it go away
Crazypants is building concentration camps
Out of sight in Guantanamo Bay
Keeping the brutality under wraps
And in Cuba is how this is gonna play
Building camps where we cannot see
Its plain that Crazypants is a Nazi
Out of sight in Guantanamo Bay
Keeping the brutality under wraps
And in Cuba is how this is gonna play
Building camps where we cannot see
Its plain that Crazypants is a Nazi
February 1, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Crazypants is building concentration camps
Out of sight in Guantanamo Bay
Keeping the brutality under wraps
And in Cuba is how this is gonna play
Building camps where we cannot see
Its plain that Crazypants is a Nazi
Out of sight in Guantanamo Bay
Keeping the brutality under wraps
And in Cuba is how this is gonna play
Building camps where we cannot see
Its plain that Crazypants is a Nazi
The fake Christians are pissed
As a bishop takes them to school
On what Jesus teachings consist
Of love, mercy , and the golden rule
Jesus taught to welcome the stranger
But they can’t see past their anger
As a bishop takes them to school
On what Jesus teachings consist
Of love, mercy , and the golden rule
Jesus taught to welcome the stranger
But they can’t see past their anger
January 24, 2025 at 3:43 PM
The fake Christians are pissed
As a bishop takes them to school
On what Jesus teachings consist
Of love, mercy , and the golden rule
Jesus taught to welcome the stranger
But they can’t see past their anger
As a bishop takes them to school
On what Jesus teachings consist
Of love, mercy , and the golden rule
Jesus taught to welcome the stranger
But they can’t see past their anger
Crazypants has been issuing pardons
Freeing the cop beaters he incited
Now they will all get big hard ons
When he calls them to get excited
So to violence they can give in
As they know they'll be forgiven
Freeing the cop beaters he incited
Now they will all get big hard ons
When he calls them to get excited
So to violence they can give in
As they know they'll be forgiven
January 21, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Crazypants has been issuing pardons
Freeing the cop beaters he incited
Now they will all get big hard ons
When he calls them to get excited
So to violence they can give in
As they know they'll be forgiven
Freeing the cop beaters he incited
Now they will all get big hard ons
When he calls them to get excited
So to violence they can give in
As they know they'll be forgiven
Captain Crazypants took the oath again
Not even bothering to touch the Bible
As if the holy book would burn his skin
Being he is a felon and for rape he's liable
This is his contempt for his Christian folowers
Grasping for power they are bullshit swallowers
Not even bothering to touch the Bible
As if the holy book would burn his skin
Being he is a felon and for rape he's liable
This is his contempt for his Christian folowers
Grasping for power they are bullshit swallowers
January 21, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Captain Crazypants took the oath again
Not even bothering to touch the Bible
As if the holy book would burn his skin
Being he is a felon and for rape he's liable
This is his contempt for his Christian folowers
Grasping for power they are bullshit swallowers
Not even bothering to touch the Bible
As if the holy book would burn his skin
Being he is a felon and for rape he's liable
This is his contempt for his Christian folowers
Grasping for power they are bullshit swallowers
Crazypants is selling funky crypto
So the bribes can keep coming in
Now with the corruption going apocalyptico
The DOJ won’t stop the cashing in
DA Blondi will ignore the criminality
Like she ignored his previous illegality
So the bribes can keep coming in
Now with the corruption going apocalyptico
The DOJ won’t stop the cashing in
DA Blondi will ignore the criminality
Like she ignored his previous illegality
January 20, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Crazypants is selling funky crypto
So the bribes can keep coming in
Now with the corruption going apocalyptico
The DOJ won’t stop the cashing in
DA Blondi will ignore the criminality
Like she ignored his previous illegality
So the bribes can keep coming in
Now with the corruption going apocalyptico
The DOJ won’t stop the cashing in
DA Blondi will ignore the criminality
Like she ignored his previous illegality
Blondi won’t say if she’ll investigate
But Crazypants will make her
He being a disgusting reprobate
And mentally ill narcissistic punter
Of course he’ll investigate his rivals
The craven dictator wants show trials
But Crazypants will make her
He being a disgusting reprobate
And mentally ill narcissistic punter
Of course he’ll investigate his rivals
The craven dictator wants show trials
January 15, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Blondi won’t say if she’ll investigate
But Crazypants will make her
He being a disgusting reprobate
And mentally ill narcissistic punter
Of course he’ll investigate his rivals
The craven dictator wants show trials
But Crazypants will make her
He being a disgusting reprobate
And mentally ill narcissistic punter
Of course he’ll investigate his rivals
The craven dictator wants show trials
Taking money from the poor
To give to the obscenely rich
I typical Christian behavior
In our messed up sitch
Can’t serve Jesus and Mammon
So Congress will bow to the demon
To give to the obscenely rich
I typical Christian behavior
In our messed up sitch
Can’t serve Jesus and Mammon
So Congress will bow to the demon
January 10, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Taking money from the poor
To give to the obscenely rich
I typical Christian behavior
In our messed up sitch
Can’t serve Jesus and Mammon
So Congress will bow to the demon
To give to the obscenely rich
I typical Christian behavior
In our messed up sitch
Can’t serve Jesus and Mammon
So Congress will bow to the demon
That Crazypants is dangerously insane
Did not come up during the election
The modern press being so piteously inane
And deathly afraid of his inaffection
But this Don is a shambling Don Quijote
Heading for a windmill fuckup puñalote
Did not come up during the election
The modern press being so piteously inane
And deathly afraid of his inaffection
But this Don is a shambling Don Quijote
Heading for a windmill fuckup puñalote
January 8, 2025 at 10:49 PM
That Crazypants is dangerously insane
Did not come up during the election
The modern press being so piteously inane
And deathly afraid of his inaffection
But this Don is a shambling Don Quijote
Heading for a windmill fuckup puñalote
Did not come up during the election
The modern press being so piteously inane
And deathly afraid of his inaffection
But this Don is a shambling Don Quijote
Heading for a windmill fuckup puñalote